Two men debate pronouncing "HaVaii" or "HaWaii." They ask a passerby, who answers "Havaii." "Thanks" says the first. "You are Velcome." Previous joke:

Asking a junkie: "How does a person die?" "Stork takes him away..." Previous joke:

From medical record: "No mental illnesses. Just stupid." Previous joke:

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Ebay Ad: Will exchange a book on contraception for baby carriage. Previous joke:

Q: Why do pipers march while they play? A: To get away from the noise. Previous joke:

Terrorist announces on a plane: “This aircraft is hijacked! It’s OK to smoke now.” Previous joke:

Who in your family is the oldest? Great-great-great-great-grandmother. That's impossible! Po-po-po-possible ...