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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg
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2016-08-05 02:43
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-15 01:36
My Puns (Part 10 of too many)
Instead of reckless driving, shouldn't they call it wreckmore driving? The most important lesson I've ever learned in my life is that all twins are two faced. I've always heard "there's more than
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-12 02:45
My Puns (Part 9 of too many)
So.. if your friends fall down a well, do you call 911 and say "I've got friends in low places..!"? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 'em sink.. Is it possible to walk in circles
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-08 00:45
My Puns (Part 8 of too many)
There's something in the water.. under the bridge.. over troubled waters. It's not over until the fat lady sings.. a song of six pents.. non the richer .. for poorer.. for better.. for worse.. Sometimes
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-07 02:28
My Puns (Part 7 of too many)
I wonder silly things sometimes... like .. how many graveyards are on roads that say "dead end"? I always hear people say "don't eat before you swim", but then I also always hear people
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-05 19:32
My Puns (Part 6 of too many)
If a tree falls in the forest, do the other trees laugh? I was going to be a construction worker but I wanted to make sure I had concrete plans first and that everything was set in stone.. When I'm at
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-05 16:15
My Puns (Part 5 of too many)
They say "only time will tell"... but then people always ask you to "tell the time". Who's telling who here?..? I wonder if the camel ever sued the bird who dropped the feather that
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-05 04:43
My Puns (Part 4 of too many)
Is being a fly on that wall so much better than being a fly in the ointment? I guess the grass is always greener.. before you mow it. When you want to find something out.. you say "I'll get to the
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-05 00:06
My Puns (Part 3 of too many)
What came first.. the chicken, or the road? You'd better not cross me on this.. 'Face it' means to face the facts. 'Book it' means to run like your pants are on fire.. so I guess 'facebook it' means to
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-04 20:35
My Puns (Part 2 of too many)
Hidden under rocks you'll find two things... secrets and bugs. Put those two on a sandwich and call it a meal, but I won't be showing up for eats. 180 dollars for a small deal traffic ticket? That's Highway
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albensilverberg
humor
2018-08-04 20:16
My Puns (Part 1 of too many)
This is a new series I'm starting with a practical purpose. I've made a lot of off the wall play on words over the years and would love to store them permanently on the block chain for posterity. For now
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albensilverberg
auction
2017-11-04 20:43
Steem Power Delegation Auction #3!
I have 20k Steem Power up for delegation! If someone bids on the whole 20k, I'd accept 325 Steem for 1 month. If you aren't able to bid for that much, take a 10k chunk for 175 Steem or a 5k delegation
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albensilverberg
tesla
2017-11-04 02:51
My Tesla Model S 75 (Thoughts After 5000 Miles)
So far I've had the Tesla for about 6 weeks and love it. It's hard to explain to people that it's more than just a car, but it really feels like that (it feels like the future and also the self driving
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albensilverberg
auction
2017-09-28 02:52
Paying for My Tesla with Steem Power?
I recently bought a 2017 Tesla Model S 75. I'm thrilled to have it and also would love to earn some of the $ for monthly payment through delegation of Steem Power. Lol, you could say it'd be a Steem Powered
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albensilverberg
funny
2017-08-11 00:52
Fun Future Physics, or Just A Dream?
Step 1: Create a shape changing structure with the following properties: Object must be strong (carbon nano-tubes?) Object would resemble a tinker toy sphere (when in sphere form) Object could collapse
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albensilverberg
bitcoin
2017-07-28 01:24
My Predictions on BTC and Alts Short Term
Bitcoin just broke out of it's most recent multi-day down trend. It could go a lot higher. I think before August 1st BTC will go higher or at least stay around/above 2500. I believe people want to be in
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albensilverberg
auction
2017-07-15 03:07
Steem Power Delegation Auction #2!
I have 2 Twin Steem Power Delegation offerings ready to auction! 5000 Steem Power for 1 Month (80 Steem Dollar minimum bid) 5000 Steem Power for 1 Month (80 Steem Dollar minimum bid) No one took 1) or
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albensilverberg
auction
2017-07-14 00:14
Steem Power Delegation Auction!
I have 4 Steem Power Delegation offerings ready to auction! 5000 Steem Power for 1 Month (100 Steem Dollar minimum bid) @britt.the.ish won this offering with a bid of 105 SBD . Transfer and delegations
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albensilverberg
dog
2017-07-13 02:49
What did the Doge do?
I never thought that I would be happy to have a pit-bull in my house, but Delilah Doge is truly an amazing human being. While putting the kids to bed she stayed under my son's bed and I almost forgot to
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albensilverberg
steemit
2017-07-09 01:25
Steemit: Let's Imagine
Imagine a world where we (the individuals) get to choose what ads we see. Imagine also getting some reimbursement for viewing ads. Imagine a world where freedom of speech exists...where physical harm is
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albensilverberg
storj
2017-07-08 03:12
Converting SCJX to STORJ on Ethereum
Today I converted about 16,000 SCJX (Storj x Coin on the Counterparty blockchain) 1 for 1 to STORJ coin on the Ethereum blockchain. Here's some simple tips and tricks if you need to do the same. If you
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