I feel like I've been gone forever. It's good to be back 😏

I set my alarm early so I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up.

I want to get a tattoo but nothing in my life has meaning 🤷🏽‍♀️

I want to get a tattoo but nothing in my life has meaning 🤷🏽‍♀️

Well, I disappeared for a minute.

“I stopped being competitive waaay before you”

Getting to know a person is hard when you don’t even know if you’re a person yourself.

People who respond to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favourite

I was going to take over the world this morning, but then I overslept.

It’s not a Sunday until you completely waste it and then feel regret around 8pm

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I want to do things.

It’s a great morning 🌞❄️

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

“I’d like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals”

This is the most uneventful Saturday of my life.

“You say I dream too big, and I say you think too small@

“They say good things take time...that’s why I’m always late”.

my favourite color is money.

Blood type: Matte black with a hint of gold.

Happy Friday 😊