🇬🇧: The bronze sculpture ‘The Maternity' by sculptur Fernando Botero was found by us on Escandalera Square in Oviedo. 🇷🇺: Бронзовая скульптура ‘Материнство’ скульптора Фернандо Ботеро была обнаружена

🍑 🇬🇧: Yes, this is exactly what it seems, and the name of it is corresponding - 'Monumental ass' by Eduardo Urculo. 🇷🇺: Да, это именно то, чем кажется, и название у этого соответствующее – ‘Монументальная

1️⃣. It’s named as ‘Conmemoración al Día del Mar’ ≈ ’The Commemoration of the Day of the Sea’; 2️⃣. It’s designed by the Asturian sculptor Vicente Vázquez Canónico in 1981; 3️⃣. It’s one of his 1st public

1️⃣. It’s named as ‘Variante ovoide de la desocupación de la esfera’ ≈ ’Oval shaped variant of the sphere’s idleness’; 2️⃣. It’s designed by Jorge Oteiza; 3️⃣. It’s made of weathered steel to resemble

🎨 🇪🇸: El Gran Mapache (casi 10 metros de alto) de Bordalo II es la obra de arte callejera más atractiva, que afortunadamente nos hemos encontrado en Belém. 🇬🇧: The Big Raccoon nearly 10 meters high

😜 Tonight the art a little dotty, Because it shows us Don Quixote.

🐻 The bear, which is made of stubs Is looking like has lost his cubs.

👵 I swear, I thought it’s a someone’s daddy, But people whispered: “It’s a lady!”*, Since, she looks with a severity For my “unfamiliarity"… *the art work belongs to Portuguese artist Daniel Eime

🍶 The main theme from the “Village of Fools” Began playing when I saw this huge bottle. Though it wasn’t a bell, also I didn’t drool, Yet with the Pavlov’s reflex lose the battle.

🇬🇧: What is there in common, tell me, between coffins, masks, costumes (no, not Halloween!), Hogwarts’ mantles, Scouts’ badges, seas of booze, cans, banners, spears, dildos, young girls & boys, etc.?

💀 On the main road - I don’t gull - We have found this big skull! It wasn’t dull, it was so sheen, Like it was cleaned for Halloween…

🍺 The 2nd thing you should do in Cologne is to taste Kölsch, its local beer, that comes in small glasses (200ml, called “stange glasses”) - is very refreshing, tastes a little bit sweet, a little bit

💀 In most of days this background scene May say: “Mementō morī!” Today in bars’s “The Halloween…”, So, carpe diem,.. throw off spleen And, certainly, “don’t worry…”

💀 Some Porto’s walls, that we have seen, Have been o'kay for Halloween.

🇵🇹 (Original): Aqui é a Rua do Trem Não faças barulho por favor Aqui na Rua do Trem Já passou muito amor. 🇬🇧 (The inscription on the plate, my poetic translation): Here is the Train street Do not make

🐶 The author of the sign’s a beast, A dirty, ugly, stiff-arsed “breedist”!* *NB: breedist – that’s how I call a person who shows discrimination against dogs of other breeds.

☔ When outside it’s warm & sunny, Ljubljana has one rainy place - At the same time it’s very funny And romantic for her embrace.

🐧 These monochromes are slightly sad, But they are still alluring - Look at the one with the cam-head, I think idea is “not bad”!.. (And sorry for the blurring).

🐲 “I am fire! I am death! Are you wanting feel my breath?”, - Ljubljana shook with the dragon’s wail, - “I’m not kidding, leave my tail!!!”

（•ㅅ•） Dear Freud, I have a question: "Do I have a sick obsession If see boobs in the abstraction?"