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bluetower
@bluetower
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Alt account for @dandesign86 focused on monochrome photography and humorous content
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2017-10-12 10:16
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bluetower
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2019-01-15 22:02
It’s better we let the people decide!
Theresa May’s expression after today’s vote
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bluetower
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2018-11-10 11:38
Remove 1 from 100 and you get zero
When you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-11-09 16:25
Hottie at 3 aclock!
When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-11-07 18:11
Merry means Gay
When you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-11-05 10:30
Control Your Animal Instict
When you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-11-03 16:20
Take my car just don’t touch my beer
How I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-11-02 17:29
Ding Dong
One of my most successful pick up lines in a bar (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-11-01 16:22
Low Metabolism
When you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-31 17:39
Halloween
Your Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-26 15:44
I said it first
When your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-25 15:34
Pump And Dump
Where the expression pump and dump arrived from (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-22 16:29
Probably Not
When you ask the poster boy of Marlboro if it was worth the money (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-21 12:12
Not a hole in one
How what should have been a hole in one with getting listed on Netcoins ended up being a triple Bogey (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
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2018-10-19 16:34
Just order for yourself
When I order fast food and my wife says she won’t have any because she’s not hungry (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-18 15:47
Whale Spray
What happens when you give a minnow Whale Power (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
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2018-10-17 15:48
Let me show you my Pika
Why Pikachu started being banned on television (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-10-16 15:44
Probably Not Married
The expression I have taught myself to hide deep inside after marriage. Definitely my most important survival skill. (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
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2018-10-14 15:39
Now I can rest for the rest of the weeekend
When you try to explain for your wife how hard it was to clean the dishes (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
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2018-10-13 15:54
Patience is a virtue for the naive
When it’s an obvious bear market but someone makes a post about Steem’s future 1000 dollar price still being a possibility (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
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2018-10-12 14:35
Definitely X-Rated
When your kid borrows the computer and you forgot to delete the browsing history (Source: Giphy)
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