I died of laughter reading that story you wrote about shit. Thanks. Hell is way better than Earth.

The assholes come back Yeah… they really aren't nice about it, are they? And I agree, it's fun to bend the photography rules a bit now and then. Horizons don't always need to be horizontal :)

I've never been on adderall but I used to work with a line cook who was. He was fucking fast, man. You ever shot at anybody during a panic attack? Only the pig who was trying to arrest me for "excited

Interesting. I picked up the habit of deflection when I was a kid. It's only recently that I'm starting to allow myself to accept compliments. I probably spent a third of my last therapy session just talking

I bet those jellyfish are good listeners They are. I was up all night last night talking to them. Your local Walmart probably sells them. If not I can mail you one. Thanks for the tips :)

I had to look up mummer plays. I guess the whole world's a stage, eh? Also, newfoundlands in Florida had me laughing… why would that even be a thing 🤔

Five cups a day is a pretty good start. One of these days my heart is probably going to just explode.

Thanks. It was fated to happen, I didn't even notice till after I hit publish :)

I don't think I could function without coffee. The mere thought of abstaining from it terrifies me :) I am doing a sobriety experiment, though. Since Oct. 27. I went back to therapy and started reading

Fake snow, eh? That reminds me, when I was a kid my mom would put a white blanket around the Christmas tree to simulate snow. Not much powder to be had in the tropics. a four-year-old daughter that began

I can't skate, but those are some nice looking rinks :) the person behind me can go fuck themselves until a passing lane opens up lol. Tailgaters can eat shit and die. And also spin out and crash into

HELL YEAH

Heartwarming is one way to describe it. There are a lot of smiling people in it, that's for sure. Too many jump scares for my taste, but the premise is fantastic.

That was inspiring. I'm going to go make some popcorn now and wait for the world to start burning. Have you ever seen the 2022 horror movie Smile? Image #3 reminds me of the, well, thing that the film's

Me legs is too ugly. Not gonna happen.

big lebowski actually paints a much more realistic picture of ash scattering, not gonna lie

Thanks @nikv and @curangel! Please don't ever fall off a mountain and die :)

that would be a pleasure Cool. You can start with Ted Cruz.

Calculators are so overrated. Get an abacus instead.

Not gonna lie, I had some of his, ashes in, my face. Comma. Spreading ashes is a thing that's much less glamorous/romantic in real life than how it probably sounded in the pitch room. I did it because