With those weapons delivered to Venezuela being confiscated, you gotta wonder how many more weapons have gotten through. My guess is that Maduro is about to die. Sucks to be you, fatass.

Yeah... that plane won't get shot down or experience catastrophic mechanical failure mid-flight or anything... You know it'll be flanked by Russian fighter jets. Or maybe the plane's a decoy and the gold

Calm down, everyone. John Bolton flashing "5000 troops to Colombia" is just Trump trolling Maduro. Brilliantly, I might add - because what if he's not trolling? Hey, Maduro, you fat fuck. What

Flat-Earthers are morons of the highest degree, but that doesn't mean anyone has the right to silence them. If they want to engage in intellectually-dishonest retard gymnastics, I say let them. It will

Though I sm loathe to suggest it, something tells me this Venezuela crisis is only going to deepen. How much you wanna bet that fat fuck Maduro is going to have Juan Guaido assassinated? If that happens,

Dear San Francisco - How many of you are affected by the government shutdown? How is the shutdown affecting the lives of San Franciscans and therefore the economy of the city and, by extension, the state?

Well... the only way the US can maintain its economic superiority is if the populations of China and India are dramatically reduced. So either this grand solar minimum is gonna do the trick, or someone's

To all of my French brothers and sisters planning on overthrowing the neofeudalists - I wish I could be there with you. I say we organize a similar run here in the states on Saturday in solidarity. And

While listening to this lady talk about black holes and how they can only gobble up material at a certain speed, producing a material backup within the accretion disk, she also mentioned that if there

The more I learn about Borderline Personality Disorder, the more I become convinced that if I had gone to a psychiatrist anytime before 2014 and sincerely pursued treatment, I would've been diagnosed as

I'll tell you right now - the thinning of the cortex has little if anything to do with the screen. The cortex is the primary repository for memory. The screen is incidental. What matters is the information.

"Blue Wave?" Red Riptide.

There's a part of me that secretly prays for civil war; it's not so much a legitimate psychopath skulking around in my instinct as it is potentially a throbbing erection of schadenfreude. Imagine the chaos!

I been thinking... Fuck the whole lazy-ass "satellite" explanation. The only way Fallout76 could have Brotherhood power armor a hundred-odd years before the Brotherhood even got to the east coast

If I was president, I'd send the military into Venezuela to overthrow Maduro. I'd go there myself and personally beat the living shit out of that empanada-eating fatbody. I'd then annex Venezuela. Hey,

When I was twelve years old, we had to move out of the 1156 Sherwood Ct address. The landlord wanted to make the house available to his or her adult child. I don't remember if the landlord had a son or

The SEC is suing Tesla for Elon Musk's bullshit. Musk's response: "This unjustified action by the SEC leaves me deeply saddened and disappointed. I have always taken action in the best interests of

I predict Maxine Waters' death in 2019. No, morons, that's not a threat. She'll do it all herself. Think about it... If she's waking up in cold sweats, throwing her wig around and swearing up a storm in

@elonmusk Dude, you're not even trying anymore. It's one thing to rail on a predatory fraud - which you patently are - but it's another thing entirely to rail on a fucking loser. I know you won't sue me