Thank you, I hope to visit your beautiful country one day :)

Oh, sorry about that. You're right, it's about time we moved past crude jokes based on race. We aren't quite as culturally sophisticated in New Zealand, especially among the working class, of which I'm

Holy shit, Tommy Sotomayor. Love your work, but it blackpills the hell outta me, I can only take it in small doses. How do you avoid getting depressed? "He who fights with monsters should be careful

I love the purple flowers. The soil looks quite harsh, is it difficult to grow crops there?

You seem like a nice guy. We don't have the same sense of humour or conception of reality, but realise that I don't actually mean you any harm. Not everyone who challenges you is attacking you.

Why is your face at 45 degrees? That doesn't seem natural.

You know I'm not a racist. Stop being lazy.

You're the cutest guy on steemit.

That wasn't actually a lucid dream, you were drugged by a close friend as a prank. Things got really awkward when you pulled off your pants and started flirting with your father, but we all agreed to never

I can see why suicide by train is so popular.

My great grandfather was killed by a watermelon.

vomits

This article looks like it was created by an alternate universe, female, menopausal Joe Rogan that fired his favourite inspirational quotes out of a shotgun.

If you're going to worship an imaginary friend, at least pick a nice one.

You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Jack Dorsey is a fool.

Russia has so much potential, but it's such a masculine culture. You really have to have power and fearlessness to succeed there. That said, I find some of your media outlets are starting to use some of

India is such a confusing place. I love the Indian people, I really hope that good prevails and you can prosper in these new markets without undue interference.