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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero
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Sweeping legs and "fuck yeah! get him a body bag!"
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Long Beach, CA
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June 24, 2017
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cellardoorzero
newbie
2017-07-20 09:29
I've got 99 followers, but a b!+ch ain't one?...
It's true... I've got 99 followers. Can't seem to break that 100 mark!!! It's also true that I would NOT consider any of my followers "bitches". (Full disclosure: I am NOT Jay-Z, nor did I take
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cellardoorzero
poetry
2017-07-16 11:24
Weasel.
I saw a shooting Star, I thought of You. The End
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cellardoorzero
question
2017-07-16 09:46
Can you get notifications when someone "follows" you?
...well, can you? If so, lemme in on the info.......please?
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cellardoorzero
whale
2017-07-16 09:38
Ahoy minnows! I'm a whale!!!!
First and foremost, the last thing I'd like to do is to brag about myself... phew meow that THAT is out of the way.... it's true. I am a whale. Long story short; I can no longer fit into my skinny
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cellardoorzero
drunk
2017-07-14 06:32
Things get weird when I'm drunk...
I have a history of getting smashed. I also have a history of sleep walking. One of my worst "memories" is getting drunk and ending up in one of my best friend's bed naked..I'm a guy, and he
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cellardoorzero
art
2017-07-04 17:36
Fucking rad!
@scarlet-rain is an artist that takes requests from followers. I requested for her to draw a scene depicting Rat Fink as a chef in diner, serving burned toast to a tourist cockroach.... here is the results!
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cellardoorzero
adult
2017-07-03 08:29
My penis on a PDF file.... click on the link below
Well here it is in all of its glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......fucking pervert! .... you should be ashamed of yourself.
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cellardoorzero
steemit
2017-07-03 08:12
Bitcoin, fitcoin, fuckcoin , cryptowhatever... blah blah blah....
Not here to earn money, this shit is just fun! Posting rando shit to rando people is SUPER liberating.... I don't understand the whole "cryptocurrency" thing.... if anyone wants to take the time
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cellardoorzero
music
2017-07-03 07:31
Top 5 albums..... or whatever.... music rocks my balls off.
My tops are (in no particular order): Pixies- surfer rosa Nick cave- murder ballads Talking Heads- '77 Beach Boys- Pet Sounds Tom Waits- Mule Variations These albums come to mind when I think of my
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cellardoorzero
poop
2017-06-29 06:29
I ate two and a half plums for breakfast :(
It's true... that's what I did this morning. I was also hungover. 1+1= two shits that I had to take at work. I hate shitting at work, I always have. Single stall, multi-stall... it matters not to me. I
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cellardoorzero
tragedy
2017-06-28 05:51
My hope for the "after life "....
I hope I get reunited with my one and only sister Melissa Ann... on a separate note; my father has been diagnosed with stage four cancer... My immediate family consists of : my mom, dad and sister, and
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cellardoorzero
travel
2017-06-28 05:31
If I were a bird...
If I were a bird I'd fly from my location (southern California) To Greece ... maybe somewhere else, I dunno.... Where would YOU fly?
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cellardoorzero
story
2017-06-28 05:25
This is refreshing!
It's really nice to post a blog knowing that my family and friends aren't going to see to (as opposed to Facebook)... I can be honest, because who the fuck cares?!? I don't know you, and you don't know
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cellardoorzero
story
2017-06-28 05:18
Something I've ALWAYS wanted to ask a Russian...
When you see the end of Rocky IV , do you get pissed?
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cellardoorzero
horror
2017-06-27 08:08
Horror movie suggestions please!
I'd like to find a horror movie that genuinely scares the shit out me. I am a kid of the eighties. The first horror movie that I remember watching was Stephen King's "Carrie". I was probably
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cellardoorzero
honest
2017-06-27 07:01
If I don't post a pic with my post?
Be honest, if you see a blog without a picture, are you less likely to actually click on it and read it?.... I kinda think I'm guilty of this...
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cellardoorzero
newbie
2017-06-26 04:57
A little help for a newbie?... please?
Every time I get on steemit, I have to login, which I understand. ANY action after that requires me to login again.... example: if I want to "follow" someone I have to login again, if I want
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cellardoorzero
liar
2017-06-25 06:11
Maybe I am or maybe I AM...but I'm really not.
Ever since I was young, people would ask me if I was Greek, or Persian, or "whatever" . I am 36 years old. Since I was 18, when someone asked me about my ethnicity, I would them that I am Italian.
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cellardoorzero
introduceyourself
2017-06-24 07:58
Ahoy mates!!!
I kinda wanted to do a video blog as my intro, but I realized that I have NO idea how to do that... if I had the knowledge to do so, it'd go a little something like this:..... I'd be standing in front
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