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chucknorrisfacts
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A satire account bringing you a new 'fact' everyday based on the legend Chuck Norris
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July 18, 2018
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chucknorris
2019-05-16 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-17
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps spinning.
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chucknorris
2019-05-15 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-16
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock
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chucknorris
2019-05-14 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-15
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Kapoww!
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chucknorris
2019-05-13 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-14
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? Kapoww! And just
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chucknorris
2019-05-12 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-13
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself.
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chucknorris
2019-05-11 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-12
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does. Kapoww! And just like
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chucknorris
2019-05-10 15:38
Daily Chuck : 2019-05-11
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. Kapoww! And just like
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chucknorris
2019-03-23 16:42
Daily Chuck : 2019-03-24
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time. Kapoww!
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chucknorris
2019-03-22 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-23
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. Kapoww! And just like that the
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chucknorris
2019-03-21 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-22
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. Kapoww!
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chucknorris
2019-03-20 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-21
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks
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chucknorris
2019-03-19 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-20
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Kapoww! And just
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chucknorris
2019-03-18 16:42
Daily Chuck : 2019-03-19
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within
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chucknorris
2019-03-17 16:42
Daily Chuck : 2019-03-18
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. Kapoww! And just like that
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chucknorris
2019-03-16 16:42
Daily Chuck : 2019-03-17
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6%
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chucknorris
2019-03-15 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-16
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. Kapoww! And just like that the
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chucknorris
2019-03-14 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-15
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps spinning.
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chucknorris
2019-03-13 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-14
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the
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chucknorris
2019-03-12 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-13
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Kapoww! And just
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chucknorris
2019-03-11 16:42
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-12
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps
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