So there I was, hanging out in these dumb ass giant people's hands, playing them like I always do for a dope ass sleep spot, thinking about what to do, what to kill, what to eat, and where to sleep next.

Hello Steemit Kitties! So what do you think?! We think this is the most amazing and the most accurate picture of us to ever exist ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞ ̑̑ෆ⃛ Here we are partying in Japan and living life to the fullest,

Can't you see I'm trying to sleep for cat god's sake . . . Ugh! I just cannot believe those humans sometimes, like seriously? What is wrong with them? I am just laying on the bed, not looking for trouble,

Last time I was in prison was when me and my cat sisters were captured by the government and put in prison for creating Bitcoin. Oh it was horrible time over there in the stupid prison, Bitcoin was not

Looking for Caturday . . . Hello, my fellow kitty Steemians! If it wasn't for my friend @curatorcat, I would have missed this Caturday. I can't believe that me being a kitty cat myself I can forget of

A few days ago I got a new fancy house. I like it a lot. going outside is one of my favorite things in the world, even though I am not too much of a hunter, I don't really watch birds either, but I enjoy

Meow, meow Steemit It has been months since our last #cat-tutorial, but that changes today. We couldn't be more excited another one with you. Not exactly we, I am (ꃋิꎴꃋิ). The other two are not that skilled

I am just a kitty laying down on a dirty chair. I know them birds pooped on it and them people spilled wine on it, but I don't even care . . . I am 2xFoot and I give 0 frigs! Something happened to my whisker.

Hello kitty cats and regular followers ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞ ̑̑ෆ⃛ As promised here is the part II of our evening photo shoot from a week or so ago. I decided to go ahead and use the name suggested by @curatorcat

I was very tired today so I decided to take a nap on my treadmill. Luckily, there was a fluffy cover nearby that I could use to make my bed a little softer, because Princess kitty like me will NOT sleep

I think these ball whiskers are pretty sweet looking, don't you find?! I love fighting grass, it's so stupid and that is why I kick its ass all day every day. When I am out in the yard I hunt bugs and

Your girls @crypt0-cats are back at it ^^ Hello cats and animals of Steemit! We've been a little busy and uncreative here lately, it is also summer time, you know what it means. All those humans are always

Hi friends! Check out my new office chair that I just bought last week, isn't it so cool?! I think it might as well be the best chair I've had so far. To make it truly my own I marked it with my claws

Meow, meow, meow friends and followers The weather has been really hot lately and even though I get to spend so much time out there in the garden, I get so hot in my beautiful fur coat. I usually try to

SLRP, SLRP! What is one thing that you can do to make sure every day is a great one? Yes, yes, child, it is licking yourself. Why licking is good? Well, first off you get clean, and make sure you don't

Purr On, Scratch On, Shit On, UpVote & Resteem

Does Saturday mean Caturday?! I am pretty sure this is what it means. It is a day that people post photos of cats on the internet and make memes? Sounds good to me, I like it when people love cats so much

Would you just look at this stupid plant growing there like that, it is so boring, ugh. Every morning or rather every time I jump upon the table I bite on this plant. It doesn't taste good and I don't

Hi kitty cats^^ Do you also eat grass like I do? I watched a documentary once and it was about cats eating grass, and even fur to clean their stomachs, and I must admit it is in fact true, not only I eat

Oh I am just laying around in the yard enjoying myself, meow, meow! The days are warm and nice and we stay so busy playing around outside. I personally cannot wait till grasshoppers start to show up, I