You went too easy on Dimon. He is not the grandpa you think he is. He is a VERY sophisticated and informed businessman who knows precisely how Bitcoin works and what it is. The reason he makes such violent

Oh dear baby Jesus...it just literally exploded in the last hour. I am so happy and so upset at the same time since I didn't finish buying my entire position at $53...what is happening?

Found your post very amusing. However, it is of course all complete nonsense. The amount of mining activity in a network really does not determine the value of the currency being mined. First, we have

You will be very happy with this investment. I would be surprised if it doesn't hit at least $70,000 by this time next year.

I just wrote on the subject which I think expands on the idea: