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David Johan
@davidjohan
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I love music, gaming, art.
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https://steemit.com/@davidjohan
Created
May 10, 2018
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davidjohan
dtube
2019-11-03 04:17
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We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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davidjohan
life
2018-10-14 17:32
Short #joke. 15
Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . Because they're always stuffed.
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davidjohan
jokes
2018-10-13 11:35
Short #joke. 14
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? . A: You look flushed. . . .Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . A: Because they're always stuffed . For more:
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davidjohan
lol
2018-10-11 15:54
Short #joke. 13
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . A: Because they're always stuffed.
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davidjohan
lol
2018-10-10 13:51
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Short #joke. 12
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? . . . . . . A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
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davidjohan
lol
2018-07-09 13:35
Short #joke. 11
What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? . . . . . . They barium!
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davidjohan
lol
2018-07-04 18:11
Short #joke. 10
Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? . . . . . A. Nothing, it just waved.
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davidjohan
lol
2018-07-02 17:21
Short #joke. 9
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? . . . . . . Pop Music
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davidjohan
funny
2018-06-23 19:05
Short #joke. 8
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
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davidjohan
funny
2018-06-20 14:12
Short #joke. 7
A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to him. He claims he can do it without the ball bouncing off of anything, the ball being
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davidjohan
lol
2018-06-14 13:42
Short #joke. 6
There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now? . . . . . . . Two, of course!
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davidjohan
lol
2018-06-09 22:03
Short #joke. 5
There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs? . .
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davidjohan
lol
2018-06-07 18:49
Short #joke. 4
There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs? . .
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davidjohan
lol
2018-06-03 13:42
Short #joke. 3
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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davidjohan
lol
2018-06-02 15:09
Short #joke. 2
What do you call a cold dog? . .. . .. . .. . . . . ... . . .. . . . . . . A Chilli Dog.
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davidjohan
lol
2018-05-31 19:40
Short #joke. 1
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . To keep an eye on the mouse!
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davidjohan
life
2018-05-28 15:39
Quotes #6
We don't appreciate our families enough. We tend to favour friends over family. Don't forget the sacrifices they've made for you selflessly.
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davidjohan
life
2018-05-22 15:38
Quotes #5
Never lose hope in His Mercy. Never believe that you're too far gone to ask for forgiveness. He knows your struggle. He created you!
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davidjohan
life
2018-05-21 00:00
Quotes #4
Don't be sad & stress over life. Stop thinking of the worst. Have good thoughts of the Almighty. He wants the best for you. Believe that.
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davidjohan
life
2018-05-19 05:52
Quotes #3
If you light a lamp for someone, it will also brighten your path.
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