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davordm
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2017-12-28 19:49
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davordm
funny
2018-02-22 10:59
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Bad day
One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the
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2018-02-21 11:35
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Friend
A friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always there for you to cry on his shoulder, to laugh,
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2018-02-20 15:18
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Candies
Confectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. Confectionery refers to the art of creating sugar based dessert forms, or subtleties (subtlety or
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davordm
funny
2018-02-19 14:49
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Ferrari
Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00
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davordm
funny
2018-02-17 14:51
Heaven Joke
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.
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davordm
funny
2018-02-15 12:45
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was
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davordm
trending
2018-02-14 09:20
Happy Valentine's Day
Whenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you're wrong! Happy Valentines day!
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davordm
funny
2018-02-13 15:03
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing? " She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any? "
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davordm
new
2018-02-12 14:37
Happy Friendship Day
Today is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to all
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davordm
funny
2018-02-09 19:51
Gynecological Echo
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina." The woman replies,
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davordm
funny
2018-02-02 17:41
WHO AM I
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But
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davordm
music
2018-01-29 07:54
BEST MUSIC BANDS AND SINGERS 4 : THE SMITHS
The Smiths The Smiths were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1982. The band consisted of vocalist Morrissey, guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke and drummer Mike Joyce. Critics have called
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tomo15
funny
2018-01-28 13:37
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The Perfect Wife
I once met a man who said he was looking for the perfect wife. He told me that he needed to find someone who was beautiful, kind, loving, and very spiritually oriented. And yes, he had found such a woman.
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poetry
2018-01-27 11:38
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MY LIFE
Shall I now live for her, for you, for me? I shall. And do you see: If not for her, what good for you or me? If not for me, what worth then she? If not for you, Then less the sum would be. And will you
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fun
2018-01-26 20:51
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
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fun
2018-01-26 15:28
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PASSWORD
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
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davordm
fun
2018-01-26 20:17
BLACK AND WHITE
A black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black. But
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fun
2018-01-26 13:04
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Two strangers
Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
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davordm
poetry
2018-01-26 13:19
A DREAM
Once a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. Troubled, wildered, and forlorn, Dark, benighted, travel-worn, Over many a tangle spray,
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flowers
2018-01-20 20:11
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Time to think Spring
I have been extra busy so far in January. Looks to be settling down for awhile. I have so many responses to my posts and new followers. I have noticed a trend on lots of flowers posted in your replies.
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