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ddschteinn
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Creativity, writing, photography, and anything else fun and odd and exciting and not necessarily succinct
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ddschteinn
schteinnsfoibles
2020-02-26 21:15
"The Country Peacock and The Big City Rat" ~ The 56-Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Fully Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite ~
~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ Tuesday Freewrite Prompt: Peacock Excerpted From: SCHTEINN'S FOIBLES ~ Like Aesop, Sort Of ~ Vol. 1 No. 3 ~ § ~ Portnoy strutted up 7th Avenue, turned down
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yagottaloveagoodcakedeal
2020-01-03 20:12
IWAS -- Vol. 2 No. 11 ~ Happy Ne'kid (Cake) New Years (A Theme For The Holidays Seems To Be Developing Here) ~ QSFW* ~
Whereas We Learn Something New on New Years Eve ~ § ~ New Years Eve Day 04:17 PM 47° F Rainy, Wet and Nasty There I was at the grocery market, wandering around, searching out more snacks for my big New
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christmasgoodiesnbits
2019-12-24 20:02
Merry Ne'kid Confectionery Christmas ~ Redux (NQSFW)*
"...Oooh, aren't THOSE cute. Oh, dear.....!!" ~ Merry Merry Very Merry Christmas, And To All A GOOD NIGHT!!! ~ § ~ The week leading up to Christmas is always a busy, hectic, yet fun time for
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yagottaseeittobelieveit
2019-12-20 18:50
Disposable Diaper: "I Am Just Sure..." ~ The 56-Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Fully Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Original Short(?) Story ~
~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ Thursday Freewrite Prompt: Disposable Diaper Something caught the corner of my eye, way across the parking lot, as I slammed the driver's door on Green Fleet
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linusvpeltsgotnuthinonme
2019-10-31 22:23
The Mediocre Pumpkin Has Landed ~REDUX ~ Original Photography of Jack-o'-Lanterns, and Deep Philosophical Gleanings, Just Ripe For The Season ~
"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." -Linus Van Pelt It's Here. It's Here ! Be still, my flitting heart! It's Thursday
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thepinkbabypoolconundrum
2019-08-19 03:20
The Schteinn Science Report ~ The Commercial Success and Inevitable Failure of the Pink Baby Pool ~
An Original Schteinn Science Report ~Tenth Edition ~ Brought To You By: The Schteinn School of the Sophisticated Sciences (S.S.S.S.) ~ Bringing you a joint effort by the school's Marketing And Advertisement
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kiwianddillbobsbigdayout
2019-08-11 21:26
Sepia Caterday ~ A Big Day Out: Of Gnarly-Wood Wheelbarrows, Light Rain, and Damp Cats ~
Dillbob The Leisure Cat Wandering about the yard today, doing some chore or another, I came across Dillbob the Cat, just sitting in a wheelbarrow full of woody debris. Didn't look overly comfortable, or
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brunchtimehobbits
2019-07-24 00:50
Tree Tuesday ~ No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service...Except Hobbits ~
Yes Timmy, The Test Will Be Multiple Choice Bilbo Is Out To Lunch "Baggins's likes to eat breakfast late, doesn't Baggins's? My precious. Breakfast after eleven, oh, precious." And who of this
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aspirantimpressionniste
2019-07-16 21:30
Tree Tuesday ~ "Si seulement je pouvais parler Francais..." ~
Rêve rêveur au bord de l'eau (Wistful Dreaming By Water's Edge) "If Only I Could Speak French..." ...and be famous, and be an Impressionist. Oh, and paint. Ah, the larger than life dreams of
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monzoandthemangycalico
2019-07-08 19:55
"Mangy Calico Cat" ~ The 56-Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Fully Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Original Short(not) Story ~
~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ Sunday Freewrite Prompt: Mangy Calico Cat My brother-in-law picked up the phone on the second ring. He seemed a bit stressed when he answered, as his hello
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tunkshooshfizzleboomoooh
2019-07-05 02:05
A Short History Of Fireworks ~ Part: I ~ Happy 4th Of July ~ Original Photography and Somewhat Lengthy Discussion ~
By Dawn's Early Light Note: For those of you on holiday, with "more fun things to do than read a lot of words", there is a gallery of color images from various 4th of July Celebrations on down
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badbreathbyanyothername
2019-06-27 17:20
"The Benevolent Dragon" ~ Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite (The 56-Minute Version) ~ Original Short(ish) Story ~
~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ Monday Freewrite Prompt: Benevolent Dragon The delivery truck groaned it's way up the steep, winding hill. The dual tires crunched loudly in the heavy gravel,
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grammarlyspellingwrite
2019-06-23 17:27
Weekend Freewrite ~ The Twenty Eight Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Prompt: "Plaid" ~ Original Story and Original Everything Else ~
~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ Weekend Freewrite Prompt: Plaid “You kids are under my feet and driving me nuts. Go outside! Get some fresh air and exercise. You've plaid around in the house
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ginroywashere
2019-06-18 15:44
The Schteinn Report: Ginning Up For A Steemit Onboarding ~ A Fun Project Going On RIGHT NOW On Steemit by @raj808 ~ All Original Everything, Except What Isn't Mine ~
~Eighth Edition ~ The Schteinn Report -- A Reel News Report For The Real People Of The Real World Of Steemit ~ § ~ For All The News That Ought To Be News "Tired of Fake News and Alternative Facts?
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rainiswetterthanbefore
2019-06-12 14:48
The Schteinn Science Report ~ "The Rain Is Wetter Than It Used To Be" ~ Original Photography and Original Deep Analysis About Getting Very Very Wet On My Bicycle ~
An Original Schteinn Science Report ~Ninth Edition ~ Brought To You By: The Schteinn School of the Sophisticated Sciences (S.S.S.S.) -- Wet Weather Analysis Department ~ § ~ "When It Rains, It Pours"
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snowregon2019-theend
2019-06-07 23:28
It's Official -- It's Over ~ SnOwregon 2019 ~ Post XV ~ THE END! ~ And That Is All I Will Say (Till You Get Below) ~
'Bout Time!! So Much Snow, So Much Time It's been a long, joyous run, but it's time to move on. After all, summer is almost officially here. So who wants to still talk about SNOW? Well, maybe everyone,
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whatgardendreamsmaycome
2019-06-03 21:16
Monochrome Monday ~ The Relaxing Joy Of A Drip ~ Original Photography and Discussion ~
The Water Spigot Lets Take A Peek Behind THIS House Once a year our town sponsors a local Garden Tour, open to the public for viewing. (For a small fee, of course.) Local Master Gardeners sign up 12 months
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thissnowreallycracksmeup
2019-05-30 21:30
SnOwregon 2019 ~ Post XIV ~ There's Humor In Them Thar Snows! ~ Original Photography And Discussion About The Lighter Side Of A Winter Storm ~
If You Can't Laugh In The Face Of The Deep, Deep White, What CAN You Do? The Joy Of The Lovely Of It All ~ Part XIV: The Humor Side Of Things Well, my friends of Steemit, seems like we've been discussing
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sardinesonspringbreak
2019-05-26 22:04
The Twenty Eight Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Day 583: Sunday - Prompt: "Rate" ~ Original Story, Original Writing, And Even The Photo Too ~
~Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story~ Sunday's Prompt: Rate “A hundred fifty dollars. A NIGHT! That's nuts. We called in January, and it was only thirty three !” The lady behind the counter of The
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snowregon2019-aftermath3
2019-05-22 16:29
SnOwregon 2019 ~ Post XIII ~ THE AFTERMATH: Part III ~ More Smaller Scale Difficulties ~ Original Photography And Short Discussion About The Troubles With This Snow Business ~
The End Is Almost Here The Joy Of The Lovely Of It All ~ Part XI - The Aftermath- More Up Close Looks At The Difficulties of Snow One of the joys of large snow storms, is that they tend to be very persistent.
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