This is the freezer of my 30 year old future brother in law. While I commend him for his fine taste in pizza cuisine, I figured perhaps it would be a good idea to get some more groceries. Oh, as a bonus

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True story.

Really looking forward to the superbowl. Either the eagles win, and I get to watch them burn down Philly in excitement or the eagles lose, and I get to watch them burn down Philly in frustration. Win-win.

I don't like cold weather, and I would have to assume most people don't like cold weather. It makes nipples dry and lifeless when they should be moist and alive. Fuck you cold weather.

You see, we can either all eat shit, or we can eat something else instead of some shit. Life is full of choices, my friends. Just keep that in mind.

Oh, so you intend to torture me cryptomarkets? Well go on then, do your worst! I just hope you don't use those whips over there on the wall.