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The Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator claims to be the world’s first commercially available camera-integrated vibrator. The device allows users to record video from inside a woman’s vagina (or any orifice, presumably) during masturbation or foreplay.

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Most men (and ALL guys under the age of 17, no I swear I have too seen a girl naked) are familiar with the outward signs of the female orgasm: Flushed skin, contracted muscles, heavy breathing, clucking like a chicken, etc. “But what about what’s happening inside her vagina,” asked very few people. However, in case you have, the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator is your salvation: The vibrator is complete with an HD camera that can record video of her climax.Now, this is not an entirely new concept. Psychologists William Masters and Virginia Johnson created a similar device back in the '60s as part of their research, though such a device would obviously have been impractical for casual users at the time. Now that a rise in technology intersects with a relaxation of sexual taboos, though, the Selfie Camera Vibrator is perfect for anyone who wants to be privy to her orgasm from every conceivable angle.Who is this for? I’m not sure, but Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is a pornographic offshoot of it. The vibrator’s selling point obviously can’t be used during intercourse (or at least not comfortably), and I would think that most men who get off on the sight of their lady climaxing are interested in getting the full picture, not the clinical details. Then again, who am I to say what people are into? Even if seeing her climax internally isn’t your thing, the device would act as a handy, fluids-proof camera for filming your sexytimes from outside the body as well.