Here's what's really going on (I'll refrain from being crass): GIRLS LOVE DICK AND GUYS LOVE PUSSY. Please see comments below. Has anyone noticed an alarming proportion of young people suffering from anxiety?

Michiganders know that there are a lot more than 50 shades of gray :(

One example on a smaller scale would is a group project in a classroom (it's fine to assume that this takes place in a private school, otherwise all of the following would be a funny sort of convoluted