Ben franklin once said that pampers and politicians are the same because they both stink. The man was a true visionary.

I read that kids don't develop emotions until they are ten. So I wouldn't be too concerned for the first 9 years.

At what point do we get worried about vegetables evolving and fighting back from getting eaten too much?

I still don't understand why you mess with a tomato. What is the need for a potomato? We should just eat the soil at this point.

So instead of paying my psychologist you will help me divorce my wife?

When I first had my kids I found that buying dry baby food in 5lb bags at the local pet store saved lots of money.

I'm curious why people want to see others on camera when they can see them in real life?

Where can I sign up to volunteer? This seems awfully confusing.

I heard in China they sell girlscout cookies in the grocery store. I bet that helps overall moral. Selling girl scout cookies in all stores would be a good start for the USA.

Thomas Jefferson once said that pampers and politicians have two things in common. They both cry a lot and they both stink. To have that kind of foresight is unreal!

I'm just not sure why you cover everything in grease.

Grease would be better off if they put a priority on cleanliness.

I heard the reason it is so warm in Russia is because it is high up and closer to the sun.

Sorry this map does not help get food from the past to the future. Let's come up with real solutions.

I run a small bed and breakfast and I cheat on my taxes so I can go to the local food bank to get food instead of paying for it. It really increases my margins. It also helps keep the food bank in business,

I know, I think I am on to something. Do you have a contact?

We all regret our kids, they don't even develop emotions until about age 10. So no worries.

But whenever I turn lights on I can see dark. I think nasa should look into this at the very least.

This reminds me of one of my favorite childhood memories: my mother leaving me at the local McDonald's playhouse while she went to work.

Independence is overrated you have to pay taxes when you no longer live with your parents.