The thing about speaking badly about the people closest to you is that it is one of the most dramatic things in our daily lives- and it's one of the most necessary things to balance out our social lives.

It's funny because I don't have a great reputation. I'm not very well known. I'm forgettable. And yet... I care so much about it. Let me tell you a little about myself. I'm introvert, an intellectual (

I'm in love- with 3D printers. They'll print the cure to my ailments and they'll print yours too. Right now my body is suffering from a number of experimental, albeit implausible ailments. Nothing on the