I really wish I had the means to help, other than just resteeming this. I do have a suggestion though to attract more attention. When I was scrolling down, I almost didn't read the post, because I didn't

I'm resteeming the hell out of this .

You must have intimidated all the potential contestants. Here's some money for ya! Congrats!

I want that in my house.

I thought this was a photograph! It's so ferkin cute!!

Love this so much!

Hot damn!

I really appreciate when people have the empathy to even consider the amount of spoons another person may have. I'd imagine those two women were equally as upset as the old man was, and probably didn't

Well I only just discovered you this very minute. But boy am I glad I did. It looks as if I'm about to start learning something new everyday! I am obsessed with horticulture, so I'm a bit more biased towards

I need proof of this "dancing" that you speak of. Vids, or it didn't happen!

Good thing my computer monitor happens to be a big screen TV. Looks like I've found my new wallpaper!

We are are all grateful for another year of your glorious presence on this earth . I hope your birthday has been eggcelent.

Oddly enough, this makes sense to me.

If it exists, it can be pickled. If you pickle it, it will exist forever. Once I have children, I plan to keep them safely pickled away until the world is a better place.

But my personal data is the only money I've got left D: They've taken everything everything else! Here, I'll tell you whether I'm a dog or cat person in exchange for a jar of pickled peaches. Just please,

He's brilliant. He sweats angel tears.

We are not worthy!

.

My brother, sister, and I used to play Barber Shop when we were left to our own devices. We're talking bald patches, mullets, mohawks.. The only issue was that my brother was always the barber, and we

Right back atcha! Did you enjoy the bloody moon thing?