"You'll never find someone like me" "That's the idea"

nice, cancer included (emojis)

1: ball 0.05 bat 1.05 2: 5 minutes 3: 47 days

It's not a meteor, so it's IN Japan, I made a mistake here haha

this is not an umbrella btw, so it's not like that xD

well, here we go again

0 bitcoins, don't know how it works, mining and everything

Taking the 10/10 girl home / it's a trap

I'm divided by "Smooth af" and "well, that's a shitty guy"

the irony haha

Curse words, when a man curses it's ok, but when a woman does, well well well

As a harry potter fan, I can say I like better the HP books than LOTR ones, but the movies, well, there are no arguments to say that the movies are better than the LOTR movies

those facebook images that have nothing similar to the text tho