Oh fuckety fucking fuckballs...She's making me look bad!

Yeah. po-ta-toes, what is po-ta-toes anyway. WTF! Pizza, is okay though, I'll take it.

Ah yes, the Black Gate, Dead Marshes, all those orcs...I get the idea. Not fun.

No fucken way!

Seriously though...the little dude in that first picture looks like me. Handsome chap.

You need a gollumkp tattoo...Just putting it out there.

The best part of her day was a math test. I love math too. (Not really). There's two people I'll allow to use the precious...She is one and the other is you know who. It's a shame I can't be there to hear

I'm a geek also.

No worries.

Well, poo! That's no fun.

A man of fine tastes, I can tell.

Own it. Also, has anyone ever told you that you look like Logolas of the woodland realm? You do.

Well, you know how I get about the precious, it's quite compelling don't you know...But, I'm free and easy with Haiku's...I have one for every occasion and don't mind releasing an extra special one for

Yeah, me or someone else who I am when I'm not me. 😁

Orcs and Uruk-hai are everywhere, tricksy things that they are.

You know, there's a town in Middle Earth, just outside the Shire, in which there is a healthy trade in toe nail clippings.

Sssslut!

He waved at some fat grub Fat grub you say, we likes fat tasty grubs. I hate parents. Haha!

I was going to wrap up the precious and gift it to you for your birthday but...it's mine! Instead I wrote you a birthday haiku: Happy birthday Jace Time moves like seasons changing A new year begins

I finally had an offer on it for slightly over what I paid for it I consulted with the precious and it said this is a good deal and the fact that you got some emotional value (enjoyment) from the land