That was me. Sorry not sorry.

I heard my theme song.

Damn. Just reminds me of my hemorrhoids.

I started a race at Alpine once. Started.

I know that guy. Total douche bag. Always show boating like a goddamn prom queen.

Damn right I did. There were original two but one of them shot their mouth off to me so I gave them a little wheel sandwich.

Honey I left cool behind 3 decades ago.

Not my problem bub. I think you can make a proposal for that.

is the sports car hot? Asking for a friend.

Where did you get that that summabitch? I think that would fit great on my porch under a blanket.

I do finish. I finish last.

You found my neighbors!

Everybody knows I'm a big fan of breaking the rules on the track. I get all sorts of penalties. But I like to get the satisfaction of knowing what rule I'm breaking. So what rule did I break that earned

Hey Gandalf. By the way; what the hell kind of name is that? Is that one of them there new modern names like Moonbeam or Stephon? Anyway, my idiot neighbor is yelling at me through my screen door and he

Sounds like the story of my life.

Damn. I thought this was going to be a biography about me.

I'm more of a useless negative week kind of guy. But you do your thing.

No play.

I can beat em.

Still doesn't help me win races though.