We continue to improve our honesty by dropping Pride and Care from our latest slogan. Recruits no longer need to care or have pride - just like our current riot police. Additionally, you can be assured

Although eye-sight requirements only require making out human shaped targets at twelve meters, our standards are stricter when it comes to colour blindness. When you Serve with Pride and Care you must

There's no time for self-reflection when you Serve with Pride and Care so we have no need for mirrors in the police station. Maybe you are ugly, maybe black hearted? Maybe we are vampires drinking the

Are you eyes as poor as your EQ so you're concerned you can't shoot a tiny twelve year old protestor? Our assault rifles come with scopes! Recruiting is now open. New recruit benefits include a custom

Concerned your eyes aren't good enough for the job? When We Serve with Pride and Care our officers only need score bullseye shots at close range. Can you hit a journalist from the stairs? If so, recruiting

Heart touching moments abound when We Serve with Pride and Care - everybody will be crying. Here we celebrate the entrance of this disabled man with smoke effects. Recruiting now. New recruit benefits

Do not judge your fellow officers - mentally challenged is not a requirement to join. Even mentally challenged Serve with Pride and Care. Recruiting now. New recruit benefits include comfortable places

We Serve with Pride and Care but sometimes Pride and Care on secondment to Beijing so expect OT. New recruit benefits include OT for 50 cents extra money.

Always friendly smile so people know We Serve with Pride and Care. New recruit benefits include holiday on 21 July.