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illusionmagician

2020-12-12 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-13

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. Just because the message may never be received does not

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2020-12-11 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-12

All names listed are proprietary trademarks of their respective corporations. He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. -- M. C. Escher Agree with them now, it will save so much time.

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illusionmagician

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2020-12-10 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-11

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system. -- Nicholas Ambrose And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.

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illusionmagician

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2020-12-09 23:27

!Downvoted by users, Reveal content

Terofor 2020-12-10

There is a fly on your nose. heh, I never took a coding class or a graphics class or a software design class and it shows :P Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.

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2020-12-08 23:44

Terofor 2020-12-09

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? your regularly scheduled programming...] -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it. "Our

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illusionmagician

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2020-12-07 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-08

A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. -- Anthony

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illusionmagician

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2020-12-06 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-07

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. -- Jimmy Cannon What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwords? :-) -- Larry Wall in 8162@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV For gin,

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2020-12-05 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-06

To stay youthful, stay useful. I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. -- Aristotle Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to

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2020-12-04 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-05

Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet. -- P. E. Trudeau Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and

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illusionmagician

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2020-12-03 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-04

This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Douglas Hofstadter Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. -- Joseph Heller,

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2020-12-02 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-03

Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" You humans are all alike. When the ax entered the

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illusionmagician

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2020-12-01 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-02

Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it. A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. --

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2020-11-30 23:27

Terofor 2020-12-01

1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiist: Why? The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite

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illusionmagician

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2020-11-29 23:27

Terofor 2020-11-30

Hindsight is always 20:20. -- Billy Wilder I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohen Mitchell's Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held

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illusionmagician

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2020-11-28 23:27

Terofor 2020-11-29

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from

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2020-11-27 23:27

Terofor 2020-11-28

Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to

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2020-11-26 23:27

Terofor 2020-11-27

Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and think what nobody else has thought. divorce, n: A change of wife. She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured

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illusionmagician

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2020-11-25 23:27

Terofor 2020-11-26

"You say there are two types of people?" "Yes, those who separate people into two groups and those that don't." "Wrong. There are three groups: Those who separate people into three

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illusionmagician

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2020-11-24 23:27

Terofor 2020-11-25

Let us live!!! Let us love!!! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!! You first. Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life." Orac: "It is unlikely. I would

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2020-11-24 17:39

Terofor 2020-11-24

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. -- Robert Frost, "The Death

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