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Intrusive🌩Thinker

@intrusivethinker

Experiencing weird thoughts since 1880. Fictional persona full of black goo. Like what you read even after 7 days? Consider: ⬇️ I appreciate the f**k out of it!

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intrusivethinker

fun

2019-03-10 23:34

"'NSFW' is really more like a quality label than a warning..."

"Fun and/or irritation incoming!" | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM blockchain, you can support

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intrusivethinker

2019-02-19 19:04

"Just one more reload on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com ..."

"...to dive deeper into these AI generated faces. Let the uncanny valley take you, until you won't even know anymore, if you are a real person yourself." Go here: | Worried? Please read the

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intrusivethinker

weird

2019-02-18 11:27

"I want to drink that boiling hot coffee in one decisive gulp."

"Waky waky in no time." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM blockchain, you can support it via

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intrusivethinker

weird

2018-12-28 13:58

"People are 3D printers."

"On several ends..." #whathasbeenread #youknowittobetrue | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM

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intrusivethinker

scary

2018-11-29 12:03

"I should totally have an intensive look at Junji Ito's work before going to sleep."

"Oh, that didn't go too well, did it? Maybe if you just look at some more the next night. Or you spoil yourself with some art from Will Burke? Enter the dreamverse well-prepared and with an armor

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intrusivethinker

creepy

2018-11-23 16:15

"I should buy the first end user device available that links my brain directly with the internet or an AI..."

"...and ruin my mind through a sloppy firmware update." #fearofmissingout #biohackerman #transhumanistgoals | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what

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intrusivethinker

wtf

2018-11-14 16:05

"I could put my thumbs on that guy's eyes and..."

"...push them into his skull, without anyone intervening until it's already too late. The same could be done to me. What terrifying abilities we have!" #imcallingthepolice #dark #ohgod | Worried?

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intrusivethinker

weird

2018-11-08 08:29

"Stand up and interrupt your colleagues' little chat with 'Ahh, you only say that, because you're unfit to procreate!...'"

"...'You aren't fooling anyone! Pathetic!' Then just sit down and stare into your computer screen." #thetruthwillsetyoufree | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If

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intrusivethinker

funny

2018-11-07 14:11

"The older I get, the more my life choices tend to be either 'why the f**k not?!" or "The hell no!'..."

"I might be onto something!" Wanna try that Absinthe from Eastern Europe? – Why the freaking hell not!? I always wanted to know how to feel wasted the Bohemian way. Embrace me, green fairy lady!

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intrusivethinker

creepy

2018-10-26 22:56

"If a glass plate teleported between my head and my shoulders just for a hundredth of a second and then disappeared..."

"...would the effects of the decapitation be deadly or would the nerves of my spine still do their work?" | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you

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intrusivethinker

wtf

2018-10-24 11:42

"During Yoga class, gargle 'I can't take it anymore. Life is hell.' while performing the resting posture."

"And then sit up and do your OM chant as usual." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM blockchain,

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intrusivethinker

weird

2018-10-19 06:35

"While the hairstylist is doing their job, rub your face against their hand. Gently."

"Because feedback is important." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM blockchain, you might choose

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intrusivethinker

weird

2018-10-17 12:42

"You should totally identify with that Venom character, whilst ignoring that he's eating f**king heads."

"That's a real bummer. But besides that... No real downsides I can think of that come with a symbiotic bond like this." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you

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intrusivethinker

funny

2018-10-15 09:10

"May as well tell Alexa you murdered someone."

"Of course you didn't. But you could just lie back and see what happens. Maybe nothing. Maybe magic. Magic in form of a squad storming your apartment. You will only know by trying." #DontDoIt

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intrusivethinker

wtf

2018-10-12 14:18

"I should try those floating tanks and stay for d a y s. Until I'm wrinkly like a Shar Pei."

"I shall return forever changed." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM blockchain, you might choose

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intrusivethinker

wtf

2018-10-11 13:35

"Answer the next work-related request with 'Absolutely not'. Everyone wishes for a bit more honesty in the world."

"Give them what they so desperately need. Heal the world." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond the 7-day limit of the STEEM

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intrusivethinker

wtf

2018-10-10 11:04

"Make use of your two-cups-Espresso high to unleash an absurdly loud guttural roar"

"Which might motivate your co-workers as well – or at least frighten them. Nothing like a primal scream to remind you of your archaic origins and of the ever present possibility of death in the

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intrusivethinker

weird

2018-10-06 21:50

"If I sprinkled some soda powder on that graze on my arm..."

"...would it fizzle? Would I gain superpowers? And who could stop Imbecile Infection Man?" | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER. | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you like what you read, even beyond

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intrusivethinker

weird

2018-09-28 13:29

"While waiting in front of the office's fully automated coffee machine imitate its operating noises and try to trump it in its loudness."

"Show it, who's the better workforce automaton!" #youare #didhesaytrump #beastmode | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER.

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intrusivethinker

partiko

2018-09-23 19:53

"You never really stop applauding..."

"The intervals between claps just get bigger from time to time." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER.

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