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jadeidol
jokes
2018-10-03 21:24
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Here are some jokes I found funny today: My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. Son: What's the difference
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-16 16:58
Jokes
Q: Where do bees go on holiday? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Stingapore ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q: Where does
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-14 23:04
Jokes
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A hare brain ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q: Who
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-12 22:51
Jokes
Q: Where do young cows eat lunch? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: In the calf-ateria ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-11 20:54
Jokes
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: It needed a root canal :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-10 16:00
Jokes
Q: What animal is always at a game of cricket? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bat ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-09 18:15
Jokes
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-09 00:22
Jokes
Q: What kind of music do planets listen to? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Nep-tunes :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-07 18:18
Jokes
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-06 20:53
Jokes
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they might peel
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-05 22:59
Jokes
Q: Where do rabbits go after they marry? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bunny-moon :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-04 23:20
Jokes
Q: Why are fish so smart? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they live in schools :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-03 23:38
Jokes
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-02 23:24
Jokes
Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Matt :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-08-01 20:15
Jokes
Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Look! No hands!
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-07-31 20:36
Jokes
Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A blood orange :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-07-30 21:41
Jokes
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: An investigator :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-07-30 02:41
Jokes
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A. They can’t stand fast food
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-07-28 20:09
Food jokes pt3
Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A coco-naut. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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jadeidol
jokes
2018-07-27 23:33
Food jokes pt2
Q: What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Count Broccula!
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