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jazztasm
@jazztasm
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I code, work with dogs, and craft headlines
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2017-10-18 17:40
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-09-19 23:16
Mountain lion enters Boulder hotel
Someone left the front door to the lobby open, and the cat wandered in. It was scared back out by two guests and their leashed dog.
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-08-18 00:16
'Fat Cat' up for adoption in Morton Grove, Illinois
He's got extra toes and likes to stand on his hind legs. Don't miss the video:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-08-15 16:56
Hippo spanker wanted by LA cops
Someone was seen spanking the rear end of a hippopatamus at the LA Zoo:
$ 0.436
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-08-13 21:02
Scooter Hate is now a thing
Customers of "scooter for hire" companies are leaving the damn things everywhere:
$ 5.808
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-08-08 00:49
Teen mortified publicly on jumbotron
A woman, presumably his mother, began dancing in close proximity to the teen, who then hid inside his t-shirt:
$ 5.086
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-08-04 22:22
Scientists blame Bermuda Triangle disappearances on monster waves, not aliens
Apparently, massive rogue waves have been pulling planes out of the sky:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-08-03 14:52
Despite availability of free condoms, CDC warns against reusing them
Because "people are apparently trying to stretch their dollars":
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-31 21:14
Your daily alligator sighting on Florida front porch
It's not like this doesn't happen, well, every day down there:
$ 5.128
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-30 21:31
Blatantly liberty-phobic Brits complain about how their co-workers drink tea
Is there anything Europeans will just let you do in any damn way you want to do it?
$ 5.277
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-27 18:10
Zoo in Egypt denies painting donkeys to look like zebras
Visitors to the zoo thought two zebras seemed to have "smudging" stripes:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-26 16:33
Denmark hosts Santa Congress
It's not a form of representative government: more of a Copenhagen conference with a parade
$ 5.861
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-26 00:32
Nail-biter at the Snail Racing World Championship
Congham, England hosts the annual race that offers several lettuce leaves as first prize:
$ 6.295
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-20 23:03
Dr. Ian Malcolm, 25-feet-long, reclines before London's Tower Bridge
The "sculpture" celebrates a scene from Jurassic Park:
$ 0.737
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-18 23:46
Have you seen Instagram's "Dogs in Food" account?
If not, you need to check it out. This is bigger than finding Jesus in a potato chip, as it does involve a clever use of photoshopping:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-17 18:31
Cassini spacecraft detects a series of plasma waves on Saturn
NASA describes the waves as something resembling an electrical circuit:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-17 01:35
Bird-eating tarantulas roaming British Isle
Britain's RSPCA has rescued three baby tarantula spiders and warns others may be "loose":
$ 6.749
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-13 20:34
A cop in Florida mistakes food seasoning for dirt contamination
In his defense, pepper and dirt are both dark, crumbly things:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-12 22:05
Voluntary transaction between Russian artist and English farmer results in crop circle insulting Trump
The farmer doesn't care about the politics. He merely engaged in a voluntary exchange:
$ 0.801
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-11 21:33
Psychic octopus eaten
An octopus famous for predicting matches of the World Cup has been killed:
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jazztasm
zappl
2018-07-06 19:26
Siri interrupts Parliament speech
The British Defence minister was "heckled" by Siri:
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