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I really can't stand all of these fucktards. "EOS is a scam!", "Dan Larimer never stays with a project!", "My daddy says he hates me because I'm a fucking dipshit!". Well,

.......for the cover of TIME Magazine. I might even suggest a centerfold for that issue. Except instead of Dan's chiseled, Mt.Dew hardened body sprawled out on a fur rug, Id just put a fucking laundry

My goddam roommates dog just barks and barks all fucking morning! And I love dogs. So I have to remember to just calm down, take a deep breath, and think of my ex girlfriend for motivation as I kick my

If my posts make you feel anything like the whiny, Yelp!ing little bitches that come to my work seem to feel (based on their pages long lists of complaints that they repeatedly blog about), you're in for