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joeness
steemit
2018-05-15 05:41
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 14th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
thanks
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-14 11:45
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 13th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.” “Really? Why do you think so?”
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-13 10:36
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 12th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
thanks
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-12 06:18
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 11th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
I just came back from a court. They charged the guy with bringing his own bag of candy, popcorn and soda to the cinema. It’s really unjust that he lost. Eventually he had to pay the court fees and legal
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-10 07:07
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-08 20:15
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 8th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you take it to a doctor. When your second child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie and clean it. When your
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-07 16:49
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 7th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesmen for many years running. The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-06 16:57
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 6th May 2018 **FAUCET OPEN**
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They’re fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-05 12:03
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 5th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-04 12:38
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 4th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
I hope the children will never find out why I say ‘oooops….” so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-03 08:19
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 3rd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it’s like, not being able to sleep!
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-02 15:24
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 2nd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
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joeness
steemit
2018-05-01 10:45
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 1st May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
I was going to start a Procrastinators Club. But then I realized I’d have to reject anyone who actually turned up at the meeting so I decided to put it off again.
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joeness
dmania
2018-04-30 18:34
RE: be careful what you wish for
it's too soon to tell... a loot less new memes now and with the 50rep+ bot has nothing to vote for at this moment - last vote 3h ago :D we will see after this storm pass how is dmania doing
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joeness
steemit
2018-04-30 11:55
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 30th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
Mobile - Update Tablet – Update Laptop - Update TV – Update Gaming console – Update Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.
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joeness
steemit
2018-04-29 10:02
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 29th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
At a psychiatric ward: “Doctor, what should we do with the new guy in room 6? He believes he’s a wolf.” Doctor: “Whatever you do, don’t let his grandmother visit!”
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joeness
steemit
2018-04-28 15:49
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 28th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
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joeness
steemit
2018-04-28 03:46
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 27th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
thanks like always
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joeness
steemit
2018-04-26 07:48
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 26th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.
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joeness
steemit
2018-04-25 08:26
RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 25th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**
Two blind dudes are fighting really viciously. How do you stop them? You shout, “I’m betting on the dude with the knife!”
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