hello steemians, Let ys enjoy the jike of the Blondes and airplanes , A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of

hello steemians, When you're a kid, man, you just started doing something, it was fun... Remember you'd be in the other room, bored, complete burnout time: 'Man, I'm bored, man.' You just make something

hello steemians, Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look like the

hello steemians, enjoy the jokes, I hope you all like it An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and

hello steemit, I got on the plane yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side -- maybe he'll get sucked

hello steemit, I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke

hello comedy lovers, A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk.

hello steemit, A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently,

hello steemit, with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

hello steemit , Let's just say some guy, some weird guy, has a million dollars to spend on a blow job. He could probably do better than me. You know what I mean. I don't have any experience; I'm gonna

hello steemit, i hope you like the joke. A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have

hello steemit, They always ask you dumb questions. 'Do you wanna be fat?' 'Oh yes, yes, I do. I wanna sweat for no reason.' Every time I breathe, they like, 'Why you breathing so hard?' 'So I can live.'

hi steemians,enjoy the joke. You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking

hello comedy's lovers, hope you like the joke. I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than

hello steemit, A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place.

hello steemit, A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know

hello steemit, A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh." A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse

hello my fellow steemians, A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR... A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts." The bartender asks, "Why

hello my fellow steemians, Have you ever feel in one of those moods where you dont really know what's wrong but you feel irritated With every one and everything. Ps: this photo is from google

hello my fellow steemians, Hahah you can try this out when you fall on the floor and you want to humiliated . Did you just fall ? Noo i attacked the floor. Upvote if you like the post