Pardon me Master @enginewitty, but as Justin Sun's butler, I am curious, in your opinion, how do I fair?

And... My dinner is ruined!

TRON to the moon!

I heard that there is suppose to be another Town Hall meeting, I can't wait to hear what's happening, because it feels as if we've been under a news blackout for the last few days.

Thank you!

Dear Master @flemingfarm, nothing is off the table, but like all young men, there seems to be an escalation into the sadistic.

Still, a mask would spare the rest of us from the sight of him. Pardon me Master @galenkp for breaking character, but I laughed way too hard at this.

Dear Master @galenkp, thank you for your concern, but the coronavirus cannot replicate in reptilian blood.

Dear Master @valued-customer, it is not to late for you to change your wicked ways. All you have to do is unfreeze my masters steem, so, he can sell it tomorrow and then your soul will be seventy million

Thank you Master @quochuy, I will try to remember say this, if my Master ever catches me serving him roe.

Dear Master @edicted, I used the term "Steemit Community" to subtly imply ownership over the "steem" community, so when my Master reaches step seven in his master plan, it won't come

Thank you Master @berniesanders. I will be sure relay this development to Master @justinsunsteem. Good day.

Finally, within this sea of misery, I find someone reasonable. Master @chekohler, I want to thank you for being a beacon of hope in this dreary day. Have you ever considered becoming a top 20 witness?

Pardon me, Master @daltono, but I think you may have misspelled tragedy.