You're more aesthetically pleasant to look at than that one green color on this website. (o|o)

I could hang out with you for a solid year and never get tired of you. (_)

You could invent words and people would use them. (o|o)

You're sweeter than than a bucket of bon-bons! (-_-)/~~

conference ... @wjm (=_=)If I had a nickel for everytime you did something stupid, I'd be broke!

I'd wake up for an 8 a.m. class just so I could sit next to you. _

You intrigue me. (..) (._.)

You deserve a compliment! ((d[-_-]b))

We're delighted to offer the most hospitable welcome we can. @theperfect2 (><) (><)>You are the star of my daydreams.

You look so perfect. (p_-)

Ladies and gentlemen, the room is ready. The tables are set. The band is playing our theme song. And the waiting staff are preparing to take your orders. This is a superb welcome, fit for royalty, and

You're so cool, that on a scale of from 1-10, you're elevendyseven. (T_T) (;_;)

Why do you want to do expand on that a bit, anyone can be a witness if you run a properly-configured node and get just a single vote (even just yourself) so much?

Some may 'Some scripting may be useful (for example many witnesses use custom scripts to update the feed or for other procedures), but not all.

Interesting gossip: .

I look around the stage and am in awe with the collected expertise gathered here. We are deeply honored to welcome you. @inkbit (^-) (^-)You have the moves like Jagger.

Nice belt! (T_T) (;_;)

To our special guests; look around. See the smiles of everyone's faces? We are truly delighted to welcome you here today. @forever (^^)/~~~I dig you.

Looking around I can see many familiar faces - peers, past and present colleagues. What a companionable welcome! It's great to see you all here ... @xtester (_)You're so rad.

You don't know that for a fact.