He didn't even say hi. "There's nobody here." "Well hello. I'm here. You're here. Enough for a party." I smiled. What else can you do? "Yeah, but there's nobody here." "Well,

"Bitch, you look fierce! I'm sayin', look at this bitch y'all! Don't she look good!? Make sure to tip this bitch, she is fierce! Now for our next queen. She's sexy, she's ugly, show her some love.

"Hi everybody! My name is Hairy Kate Olsen and welcome to Friday night 'Hairy-oke'! We have a sign up list at the end of the bar for anyone who wants to sing, yell, moan a favorite song or two. Come

Yup, that's the driver's license shot. Criminal stare (caught off guard). "Sir, will you please sit in front of the blue screen and stare at the camera." I always wait for the photographer to