Report to the police in the police station One woman has been writing, Woman: 'Television on Tomorrow night Without my house Everything is stolen. ' Police surprised and asked, 'Do not look thieves. It's

One man went to an elite restaurant and saw three doors. 1st door: Bengali food, 2nd door: English food, 3rd door: Chinese food. When the person entered the door of Chinese food according to his choice,

The guest came to the house of a man in a poultice, Kept: What to eat ?? Cold not hot ?? Guests: Cold Kipate: Pepsi or soul Afza? Guests: Pepsi Kipat: eat glass or bottle ?? Guests: Glass Kept: Normal

The thought is telling his friend - Listen, when you come home at night, I will throw a coin from the roof, if you hear the sound you can get up from the bottom. Friend - OK. At the right time, the thought

One was the miser. He was very miserable in everything. Never give charity charity, never One day he is making drying dry meat in the sun; It is said to eat all year. At that time a crow flew away with

One day a farmer's son was carrying a pack of rice sacks to sell in the market. But the front road of a house was broken. The car's car turned upside down. The owner of the house was eating. He came and

Pretty wife travel by train Was going Then he said, thinking about it Boltu Madhuburi, on the left side of my chest Vision pain, (Then kissed Madhubri chest, and with it The pain was better) After a while,

A simple guy is putting a brick on a brick Pedestrian: What matters! Why is the broth in the broth? Simple person: Doctor Sub says that I'm taking this ointment in the pain where I am suffering. I got

Once Sun Bath at Sea Beach in America Lying! . . The time to go to a guy's bolt Asked: "R U Relaxing?" . . So the restaxing word, new to boltu .... So he thinks that realaxing means nobody else

The boy is in the house of the girl. At one point of conversation, The girl was given the opportunity to speak alone. Girl: So, what did you decide ..? Boy: I have a wish before making a decision. Girl:

Lawyer: How old is the boy with you? Witness: 38 or 35 years, I can not say right. Lawyer: How long does he live with you? Witness: For 45 years.

Lawyer: Then say, where was the accident? Witness: 499 miles Lawyer: Where is the 499 milestone? Witness: Probably between 498 and 500 milestone.

Three people from three countries died in a road accident. It is difficult to determine their heaven and hell after death. Because of their absence, they could be caught singly. So a new rule was made

One day a prominent lawyer came out hunting a duck. After a long time, he hunted a poultry. But the duck fell into the field of fencing. The owner of the land that was present at the time of entering the

The accused Hanging one The river has been thrown down. Seeing that, the other is WHO He started to mud. Judge: The verdict is just that Gone Now cry or what is the gain. Prisoner: You You want to be hanged

Bitloo and Raju are talking about a big piano at the door of the stadium to see the World Cup football game- BitLu: Know, at this moment, the stadium wants to buy the piano. Raju: When you came to watch

After eating four or four goals, Goalkeeper told the manager: There is an urgent task, I have to go to the airport now, to catch the plane .... The manager taunts: I hope the plane does not miss it, that's

Talking between one country's sports minister and head of the Cricket Board. Sports Minister: Congratulations on winning the cricket match. Board Chief: Congratulations to Paul. He saved us from defeat.

Bowler, 'House That!', LBW appealed Meanwhile, the batsman is shivering pain in the leg. The umpire went on to slow down the batsman. He said, 'can you walk?' Batsman: Hmm. Runner does not need I can run

Jonny once went to the stadium to see the football match. An elderly man sitting on the chair next to Johnny is sitting in the chair. The old chair is empty. Johnny: Uncle, someone sitting next to your