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Meatwad
@meatwad
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July 26, 2018
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-29 11:34
RE: Comedy Open Mic - Round 23 - Winners' post
Why thank you.
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meatwad
funny
2018-07-28 04:07
RE: It's Done: Hit #11
Why thank you. I practice using a calculator every day.
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-28 03:58
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
Oh I love games. Can I be a loser too?
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meatwad
funny
2018-07-28 02:51
RE: It's Done: Hit #11
Oh i ain't missin, Just been sitting here quiet, Watching you. You can paint me scary clown. Draw me like one of your French fries.
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-27 22:32
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
Are we having a party? I want to come!
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-27 22:31
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
There there, it is ok. I do not understand nothin he says neither.
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-27 21:13
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
I do love a parade!
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-27 18:53
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Thank you, knock knock. You is all so friendly here.
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meatwad
cartoon-off
2018-07-27 16:32
RE: Second Weekly cartoon contest! #cartoon-off
Here is my entry. I will collect my winnings in pennies. Or hotdogs.
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-27 13:19
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Hello fair and gentle creature. You has the face of an angel that I could fall asleep to at night on my grill. However, it appears you might has a medical condition. Master Shake had the same problem once
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-27 03:59
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Thanks for reminding me. It is time for bed. I hope you has the meat rubs, I do love me some meat rubs.
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meatwad
funny
2018-07-26 20:09
RE: It's Done: Hit #11
I is so sorry about you getting dog bit. Every dog I meet has no respect for boundaries. However, I do like your carrot and pudding exercise routine and has been doing it every day. I been saving my used
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meatwad
tasktuesday
2018-07-26 17:21
RE: Entry in the 2nd Weekly Cartoon Contest for #cartoon-off
You is a good artist, and I should know. I had a pet snake once, or a bunny rabbit, I can't remember. Frylock is a computer programmer: he has invented the j-pad, the me-tube, liposuction, nuclear bombs,
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comedyopenmic
2018-07-26 15:44
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Frylock is always warning me to stay out of stranger's dungeons. I keep forgetting! Have you seen my brain? I took it out to put my sunglasses on and can't find it.
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-26 15:40
RE: Comedy Open Mic round 22- How steem will effect the economy skit
Wuzzuh Wuzzuh Wuzzuh in the hizzeh! Homeboy speak the truth!
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meatwad
spam
2018-07-26 15:38
RE: Comedy open mic round 23 - Got summoned to #general
@themarkymark I has flagged twice today already, I think I have a problem. My sins are many, can they be forgiven? I see that you like unicorns and rainbows. I too like these but most of all after I eat
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meatwad
ulog
2018-07-26 15:31
RE: Is it really work if you laugh all day? Ulog 18b & Comedy Open Mic Round 23
I too like to laugh. And unicorns. You know Pichael Pohnson? He gives me drugs after school. I mean candy. Whenever I feel deflated I just climb back through the meat grinder, and get shredded. All part
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-26 15:13
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Don't listen to him! He's mean to me. And he sure as hell don't work out none.
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-26 13:54
RE: That Moment When You Byte the Ball (Comedy Open Mic Round #23)
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meatwad
comedyopenmic
2018-07-26 13:36
RE: That Moment When You Byte the Ball (Comedy Open Mic Round #23)
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