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michaellandau
@michaellandau
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Houseplants, bonsai trees, poetry, politics, questions, animals, science, dementia, and anything else I can think of.
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michaellandau
life
2020-03-18 21:14
I'm terrified by the coronavirus, and what's going to happen next
I'm sitting here in a suburb of Chicago wondering what's going to happen next. I'm absolutely terrified about the coronavirus. I have severe cerebral palsy, and I haven't been outside in two weeks. under
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michaellandau
funny
2020-03-15 00:59
The CORONAVIRUS Lament - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
I was going to tell you how terrified I am about the coronavirus situation, but that's for another day. This video is much better.
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michaellandau
politics
2020-03-14 01:34
The debate on Sunday will be interesting, if it happens
We will see if the debate happens on Sunday or not. Clearly, in Biden's current state, I think that Bernie could easily destroy him, and the establishment Democrats certainly don't want that. I even heard
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michaellandau
politics
2020-03-12 01:37
Bernie Sanders Stays In It, Here's Why We Should Too
I'm glad that Bernie is going to stay in it because he wants to see real change, and help people. All Biden wants to do is to keep things the same, and help himself. There's a long list of things that
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michaellandau
politics
2020-03-11 01:38
Why can't Joe Biden's supporters see that he is cognitively impaired?
It seems very clear to me that Joe Biden is in the early stages of vascular dementia, or some other type of dementia. I don't understand why his supporters can't see this. He has great difficulty remembering
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michaellandau
poetry
2020-01-01 02:46
Till The End Of The Day
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow down all the days of life tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow the wind cuts me like a knife Age has caught up with me no longer in my prime but I will always reach for
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michaellandau
politics
2019-11-21 02:19
I wish we could help the Uighurs
The Chinese government has put many Uighurs in camps, and they are torturing them, raping them, and killing them in those camps, we haven't heard a word about it on the radio, or TV. I read an article
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michaellandau
poetry
2019-11-14 01:49
The Hyperactive Stranger
One day at a food shop, I met a man selling apples, For money he wanted to swap, But I really wanted some dapples. "Got any dapples?" asked I. "For that's how I'll spend my money."
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michaellandau
poetry
2019-11-11 03:54
Waiting for something to happen
Red, Violet, and white Life is happening horizontal The color turquoise is like an ocean turtle A moss ball All different hue
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michaellandau
life
2019-09-06 21:38
Pardon my French accent detection
A guy came clean my carpet today. He sounded French, so having studied French for eight years thirty-four years ago, I decided to say thank you in French as he was leaving. It turns out that he was Israeli,
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michaellandau
jokes
2019-08-09 02:39
Desert Island Joke
Two men, a Jew and a Gentile, were marooned on a desert island. The Gentile immediately got to work, dragging rocks to spell out “SOS” in huge letters on the beach, gathering driftwood to build a bonfire,
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michaellandau
fact
2019-07-13 02:55
an interesting fact about drunken goldfish
Drunken goldfish? According to new research, fish of the genus Carassius (crucian carp and goldfish) have evolved a set of enzymes that convert carbohydrates into alcohol when they are in low-oxygen water.
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michaellandau
poetry
2019-07-03 03:09
Hot Hot Hot
Words words words running down the page page page page write another line line line line It's an uphill climb climb climb climb My air-conditioning too loud loud loud loud I have to turn it back on on
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michaellandau
poetry
2019-06-12 01:05
Last Words
Dad you were the man you had a plan you were the ultimate provider All I ever wanted was to be like you I know these words are too sentimental for poetry But they're the words that say all about me You
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michaellandau
trivia
2019-05-23 23:52
Random Fact
I like to collect random facts. Here is one.Until relatively recently, it was believed that praying mantises were unable to hear as their ears couldn't be found. However, it turned out that scientists
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michaellandau
politics
2019-05-13 01:25
Have you seen this Joe Biden action figure?
FCTRY just announced they'll be releasing a Joe Biden Action Figure and I thought you'd want to be in the know. You can also find out how to get yours for free when you sign up for updates via this link:
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michaellandau
politics
2019-05-11 02:52
How to fix our broken political system in the United States
If you're disgusted with the current state of politics in the United States of America like I am, then you absolutely need to watch this video. I think that this is the most important video and I've seen
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michaellandau
poetry
2019-05-08 02:47
Why I write?
Endless day endless night Will I ever do what's right Will I ever know wrong from right I don't know these are words that I say every day to keep from catching the disease To keep from falling on my knees
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michaellandau
babie
2019-05-07 20:33
Baby Box
I collect stuffed plush toys. I got an email from a freebie site saying that if I go to this baby information site I can get a free Michelin man plush toy. The problem is that I don't know what to do on
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michaellandau
steemit
2019-05-06 02:43
Steemit versus WordPress blog
What do you think about blogging on Steemit versus a WordPress blog? While the problem of monetization has been taken care of here, which is to say it's already been monetized. The one thing about this
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