Check out these words to spice up your vocabulary!

Zig Ziglar always taught to have a large vocabulary.... i don't think this is what he meant, and I don't think he would say most of these words, but they are fun anyways!! Hop you enjoy them as much as I did and take one or two with you.

Masturdating:

(n) Going out alone to a movie or restaurant.

Bedgasm:

(n) The feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

Askhole:

(n) Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.

Chairdrobe:

(n) Piling clothes on a chair instead of a closet or dresser; see also “Floordrobe”

beerboarding:

(n) Extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk

Youniverse:

(n) Used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of himself; their universe consists only of them.

Columbusing:

(n) When white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries

Ambitchous:

(adj) Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Epiphanot:

(n) An idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceived, but is, in fact pointless, stupid, mundane, or incorrect.

Irrightional:

(a) Someone who irrationally believes they are always right.

Chiptease:

(n) The pocket of air in the top of a bag of chips.

Texpectation:

(n) The anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.