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@mprgrmmr
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2017-03-30 20:48
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mprgrmmr
eth
2018-03-06 18:48
Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away
I won't have the contest March 8-12. Alexa joke: What did the panther say at the poker party? - I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum
$ 0.229
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mprgrmmr
btc
2018-03-03 18:41
Guess the Price of Bitcoins (BTC) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Working for a dragon can take you to new heights; just don't get fired. BACKGROUND What is Bitcoin (BTC)? It's a Proof of Work (aka PoW - meaning it's mineable) payment network and currency.
$ 0.260
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mprgrmmr
qrl
2018-02-28 18:49
Guess the Price of Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Why did Superman cross the road? The chicken took his cape. BACKGROUND I decided to go with QRL because we'll start hearing more and more about quantum computing in the coming months and years.
$ 0.357
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mprgrmmr
eth
2018-02-27 18:33
Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Why did Captain Picard get a new smartphone contract? - He needed more Data on his android. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform
$ 0.379
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mprgrmmr
steem
2018-02-26 19:25
Guess the Price of STEEM Contest - 100% SBD give away!
Alexa joke: I find it hard to trust mermaids. There's something a little fishy about them. BACKGROUND What is STEEM? Their website says "Steem is a blockchain-based social media platform where anyone
$ 0.764
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pivx
2018-02-25 17:26
Guess the Price of PIVX Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alex joke What did the duck say when buying lipstick? Put it on my bill BACKGROUND What is PIVX? It stands for Private Instant Verified Transaction. It is Proof of Stake (PoS) with about 2.11 rewards per
$ 0.393
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gold
2018-02-23 21:37
Guess the Price of Gold Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Why did Captain Kirk bring a mower onto the Starship Enterprise? He wanted to mow where no one has mowed before. Here's an easy contest anyone could win. Simply upvote this post and then upvote
$ 0.250
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mprgrmmr
qrl
2018-02-21 19:12
Guess the Price of Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Exciting times for QRL right now, check it out: The countdown to mainnet begins! We have entered the final weeks of development with only a few more things left. So without further ado, here’s the to do:
$ 0.250
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mprgrmmr
eth
2018-02-20 20:21
Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: What's an emoji's favorite candy? - LOL-ipop BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform that runs smart contracts: applications that run
$ 0.338
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mprgrmmr
steem
2018-02-20 01:58
Guess the Price of STEEM Contest - 100% SBD give away!
BACKGROUND What is STEEM? Their website says "Steem is a blockchain-based social media platform where anyone can earn rewards." While we're here on STEEMIT! trying to add to the community plus
$ 0.251
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qrl
2018-02-14 20:13
Guess the Price of Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: What did the skier say to the therapist? My life is going downhill. BACKGROUND I decided to go with QRL because we'll start hearing more and more about quantum computing in the coming months
$ 0.573
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mprgrmmr
eth
2018-02-13 20:31
Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: How do bananas get out of jail? - By winning on a peel. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform that runs smart contracts: applications
$ 0.782
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mprgrmmr
steem
2018-02-12 21:26
Guess the Price of STEEM Contest - 100% SBD give away!
BACKGROUND What is STEEM? Their website says "Steem is a blockchain-based social media platform where anyone can earn rewards." While we're here on STEEMIT! trying to add to the community plus
$ 1.023
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mprgrmmr
eth
2018-02-06 19:03
Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Why do bananas drive muscle cars? - They love to peel out. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform that runs smart contracts: applications
$ 0.671
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steem
2018-02-05 20:17
Guess the Price of STEEM Contest - 100% SBD give away!
Alexa joke What do you call 2 banana peels on the floor? . -A pair of slippers BACKGROUND What is STEEM? Their website says "Steem is a blockchain-based social media platform where anyone can earn
$ 0.499
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pivx
2018-02-04 19:42
Guess the Price of PIVX Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Did you know Kermit had a cameo on Star Trek? . - He was the captain's frog. BACKGROUND What is PIVX? It stands for Private Instant Verified Transaction. It is Proof of Stake (PoS) with about
$ 0.492
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btc
2018-02-03 20:06
Guess the Price of Bitcoins (BTC) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: One time a customer forgot to laugh at one of my jokes so I added it to their to do list and set a reminder. BACKGROUND What is Bitcoin (BTC)? It's a Proof of Work (aka PoW - meaning it's mineable)
$ 0.611
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silver
2018-02-01 20:59
Guess the Price of Silver Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke What did the coffee's date end so abruptly? . - The milk got steamed According to Kitco's historical charts, Silver (Bid) closed yesterday at $17.295. That was up from last week. Silver had
$ 0.470
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qrl
2018-01-31 18:59
Guess the Price of Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: How many soccer players does it take to change a lightbulb? -I'm not sure but it would take a lot less if they could use their hands. BACKGROUND I decided to go with QRL because we'll start
$ 0.704
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mprgrmmr
eth
2018-01-30 18:15
Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away
Alexa joke: Why did the egg get sent to the principal's office? -He cracked too many yolks. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform that runs smart
$ 0.522
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