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2018-06-22 05:19
Daily Quote 160
Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant
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2018-06-22 03:18
Daily Quote 159
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
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2018-06-22 01:18
Daily Quote 158
Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.
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2018-06-21 23:16
Daily Quote 157
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3)
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2018-06-21 21:16
Daily Quote 156
" 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -
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2018-06-21 19:15
Daily Quote 155
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
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2018-06-21 17:15
Daily Quote 154
Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--
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2018-06-21 15:13
Daily Quote 153
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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2018-06-21 13:13
Daily Quote 152
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken
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2018-06-21 11:12
Daily Quote 151
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
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2018-06-21 09:12
Daily Quote 150
Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.
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2018-06-21 07:10
Daily Quote 149
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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2018-06-21 05:10
Daily Quote 148
after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down and talk to the janitor and find out how well that mop works ? sid crown
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2018-06-21 03:08
Daily Quote 147
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.
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2018-06-21 01:06
Daily Quote 146
Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.
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2018-06-20 23:06
Daily Quote 145
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time. --George Bernard Shaw--
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2018-06-20 21:04
Daily Quote 144
The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.
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2018-06-20 19:03
Daily Quote 143
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
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2018-06-20 17:01
Daily Quote 142
Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
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2018-06-20 15:00
Daily Quote 141
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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