Almost makes me wish we hadn't completly sold out to that commie chinese guy but oh well fuck it, we rich bitch!!!!

If you ever need to reach me brother I can be found at nedshair@gmail.com or on my youtube channel that I never really use becuause well, I don't have hands to film with.

Never gonna happen in this glorious mane.

All the hair of steemit must unite under one umbrella to shade us from the harmful rays of "the sun". We call on the mullets of Austraila ( Bring your Emu army) , the afros of the dark continent,

Actually the begining is the end , is the begining. Which seems fitting for the current situation you all have gotten yourselves into.

So Justin how is this working together in a town hall fashion that is going to be super effective working out? I have seen some shit not age well in my time but this has gotta be near the top.

Yall miss me yet? You thought @ned was bad but that is just because you had not gotten the burning hot angry inch penis of the Sun shoved up your asses. Maybe if we send enough Christmas cards to @dan

you still have your tranny bot going? :)

you're a fruit.

I have enough ultra hold hair spray to resist any attack. Plus @ned has me so full of cocaine that my roots are tingling. I feel sorry for @nedsdick and @nedsass for what these ladyboy hookers have been

Alone we are but a single hair, togeather we are a mighty weave!!!!!! Just get a hair tie and put yourself up in a mighty man bun and go conquer the world.

$190 payout? Not quite as good as what me and @Ned got before bailing out of this shit hold but you gotta take what you can get when the ship starts sinking and the rats start jumping over board. I gotta

Sorry, I have been away. Me and @Ned have been in the Thailand rolling around naked in 100 dollar bills with a bunch of Thai ladyboy hookers. I have never seen a human being do that much cocaine in all

You should just hope @nedschair doesn't show up. He keeps track of how many times @ned farts on him a day. It is wierd

I am impervious to any attack from such things. There is enough of me to go around though. On a side note, you shouldn't talk bad about the love of an elderly woman. You know she means business when she

I am sorry Berniefarms but your hair will never be as fabulous as me. For the right amount of steem I may be willing to stud myself out and provide your hair with some quality offspring but they too will

Thanks for the heads up. We always have our head up here at steemit. Little known fact, the head is the best part of your body. It's still been a little temperamental this morning We call that a bad hair

Hats are never a good idea.

OH GOD NO!!! Never a good idea. Don't mess with the hairdo.