Catfish and Social Engineer Right Now: With Short Clear Guide and Live Support #steem - #steemit

Despite my numerous sarcastic posts, attempting to make my point by through reductio ad absurdum...

Nothing's been changed.

The only thing I can assume is that whales want you to Social Engineer and Catfish other users. Otherwise, this post, this post and this post, wouldn't be filled with minnows. 170 votes gave me less than $100 LOL #FreeMarket ™ - not complaining about the reward, just that payout shows that my votes were full of minnows.Since you can rest assured that Whales won't flag you, you should start Social Engineering and Catfishing right now.I wrote a guide on this post outlining several potential approaches, though the sarcasm perhaps made some parts confusing.I'll concisely and clearly list approaches you can try right now.Website to buy reddit accounts: http://www.redditsecrets.com/buy-reddit-accounts You can message the site owners for cheaper lower value accounts, since all you need is positive karma.Though aged accounts will make people regard you as legit.

Successful Catfish (cheapest to set up)

Requirements: a bank account and about $301. Sign up using the reddit account you bought on http://www.redditsecrets.com/buy-reddit-accounts or elsewhere.
2. Go on this site https://extralunchmoney.com/ deposit $30, then navigate to the requests tab.
3. On the requests tab, offer $10 for two 1 min videos of a girl saying something around the lines of "Hey, I'm <enter a cute name> and another special one for your Steem fans. Then, I suffered from <emotional, physical abuse>. Then, I'm a financially struggling single mom/homeless girl/victim anything that triggers the inner white-knight. Then give a nuanced sob story.
What I mean by "nuanced sob story"
A realistic sob story, with bizarre superfluous details.
For example:

"I'm a single mom and it's really been difficult since Gavin left little Jojo and I. Well, I left him, but it doesn't feel that way. It's hard for me to write this, because I haven't accepted it myself. Not truly. Gavin slept with his work colleague, which was the reason for our divorce, but I have always blamed it on myself."

3. Make up to $11,000, rinse and repeat! And every wants to trust you so they won't question you. Plus whales will be happy that you're pumping their Steem.

Alternative

Go on that same site, look for a young man from a minority ethnic group (black, south asian etc).Say how he lives on $1 a day, or two slices of bread instead of how he is a victim of adultery.

Exchange Scam - Potential to net you the most bucks!

1. Sign up using the reddit account you bought on http://www.redditsecrets.com/buy-reddit-accounts or elsewhere.2. Register either [ploniex, poloiex, polniex, bittrrex, bitrrex ] I believe these are the best ones atm. But any permutation will have a non zero probability of working. The spelling mistakes have to be credible, and not glaringly obvious. So, generally leave the first and last letters aloneHowever, optimally, you'll buy as many permutations as you can.3. Wait to collect your money.