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notanotherbrandt
@notanotherbrandt
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January 25, 2021
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-02-15 02:53
RE: I am the only motherfucker on the internet pointing to a direct source for Hair Products, electronic waste of time
Electronic-hair-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on all of the dye charts. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you were a purple people eater. This is happening whether you believe
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-02-02 01:04
RE: Ode to 🆄
🆄R apology is accepted :)
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-26 19:02
RE: Ode to 🆄
Great. Can't wait for the downfall of my U neighborhood.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-26 15:41
RE: Ode to 🆄
I now have one of those white glowing holes of my own. You're right, it does kind of make everything feel more special.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-26 01:10
RE: Ode to 🆄
Thanks. I'll be okay I think, I still have 25 other keys to go before I'm totally destitute.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-26 01:09
RE: Ode to 🆄
lol I hadn't even noticed, it must be because the "u" in the title is an emoji. Accidental comedy gold!
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-25 21:00
RE: Ode to 🆄
All part of the journey to illumination.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 23:55
RE: Ode to 🆄
yo're welcome :) thank yo for reading!
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 23:55
RE: Ode to 🆄
Behold, I have fixed my U. All I had to do was rip the black plastic key thing off the keyboard, and now my U's are working fine. 🤷♂ !BEER Oh whoops I don't have any beer on this account
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 15:02
RE: Ode to 🆄
I thought about getting an external keyboard. But, I rather like the look of a sleek black Apple keyboard with a single glowing white hole in the middle where the U key used to be. It will make me feel
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 13:13
RE: Ode to 🆄
Fuuuunny story. I juust pried the U key off and even thouuugh there wasn't any dirt or buugs or anything uuunder there, I am now getting even more uuuuuus than I ever couuuld have wanted.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 01:27
RE: Ode to 🆄
Yes I think I wo🆄ld need a fork and spoon too. Or j🆄st a spork might also work.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 01:17
RE: Ode to 🆄
Thanks for the s🆄ggestion. I think the real iss🆄e is with whatever is 🆄nderneath the 🆄 key. The key is still there b🆄t when I tap it nothing happens.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-24 01:15
RE: Ode to 🆄
But how did the apple gods take ur u? That's a mystery. It had been in poor health for q🆄ite a while, then I woke 🆄p one morning and it j🆄st wasn't working. Did you get your revenge? Not yet. I'll keep
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-09 16:35
RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
Hi. Tell Mr. In that I prefer my grays red machine. Thanks!
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-05 22:41
RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
BUSTED
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-05 15:28
RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
You can't fool me. You're that landfill creature @otherbrandt told me about.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-03 03:07
RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
Hi
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-03 02:48
RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
I think you're confusing me with @bastards.
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notanotherbrandt
Comedy Open Mic
2022-01-03 02:46
RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
!BEER
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