Thanks

Ah -- can do. But won't.

Grace's Words: What ever happened to 'manage machine, lead people'

Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Thoughts on Programming, Number 59: I write all my critical routines in assembler, and my comedy routines in FORTRAN. -Anonymous

To me it is like a mountain.. a vast BOWL of PUS!

A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. --George Bernard Shaw--

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face -- forever. --George Orwell--

Why is that ridiculous toy on your head?

Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. I don't want to treat you like common dogs.

Forthoffer's Cynical Summary of Barzun's Laws: 1) That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly. 2) If at first you don't succeed, you will never succeed.

We have your favorite animal cookies. Here's a gorilla... Here's a collared peccary...

You have an annoying fascination for timepieces, Mr. Sulu.

Astrology Law: It's always the wrong time of the month.

If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional

The Sixth Corollary to Murphy's Law: Whenever you start out to do something, something else must be done first.

Politics....Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce--

Spock was waiting for them when they got to the conference room. 'Captain, I've run the data we collected through the computer.' 'Well, Spock, you must be a very proud young man. So what's the deal with

Did you know the phone company uses the bone marrow of Third World babies to make microchips?

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. --Honore' De Balzac--