Hello Steemit! This is my new series GearList, in which I trek through the jungles of Amazon.com to find all the coolest stuff for this list's theme. Today, it's tiny treasures, miniscule masterpieces, all kinds of little loot! Let's get started.

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Smallest Smartphone in the World

This 2.4 inch Android device is GSM unlocked with 4GB of storage, a 2MP camera, and a removable battery, all for under $50. Backup phones for days!

Price: $49.99

Mini Drone

Just like a regular drone...but smaller! Assemble your swarm and ~~take over the world~~ have fun!

Price: $15.92

Excalibur Letter Opener

Wage war upon closed letters with this kingly blade. It even comes with a little scabbard!

Price: $13.78

Micro 3D Printer

The ultimate tiny treasure: a six inch box that can create other small wonders! Made from open source hardware and software, too. Schway!

Price: $1,250

Tiny Bonsai Tree

A three year old juniper in a 7 inch clay pot. Some even come with a little fisherman sculpture. So zen...

Price: $27.69

200GB MicroSD Card

With this handy chip, you can store about four uncompressed Wikipedias in a space the size of your thumbnail! I mean, come on, what else would you use it for, huh?

Price: $73

Credit Card Sized Survival Kit

I don't know what kind of sorcery was used to pack all these tools into a wallet-ready plastic card, but it looks like it worked. This things got a compass, a magnifying glass, a bottle opener, a screwdriver, tweezers, a toothpick and a two inch knife. I've heard credit cards are dangerous, but this is something else!

Price: $11.94

Smallest Vacuum Cleaner

This is one item that really sucks. Keep your desktop dust free with this tiny vacuum, powered by a four foot USB cable.

Price: $10

Tiny Spy Camera and Microphone

Put some James Bond in your life with this super small camera. It can be viewed remotely from any smartphone, computer, or tablet and supports HD video, photos, audio, and motion detection.

Price: $35.99

Smallest Oven I Could Find

This little beauty here will toast, bake, or broil anything that can fit within about 9 square inches. This compact cooker is made of stainless steel, weighs just 14 pounds, and even comes with a recipe book.

Price: $62.99

Well, that does it for this list! Tell me what you think about the series so far and what you want to see as the next list's theme in the comments below. See you further along the Blockchain!