Before the exam, Rose told Mark that if you can take the first class this time, I will be your girlfriend. ... The whole class heard it. After trying to curl it down, everyone silently put down the pen

Last month, a friend of mine asked me to borrow 4000 usd to go to Korea for plastic surgery, but now I am looking for her to pay back, but I don’t know her appearance... so 4000 usd is gone.

I waited for the bus at the stop sign early in the morning, and suddenly I saw a buddy next to him slamming back and punching the man behind him. The crowd was violent. The person behind him was a thief.

Mom steamed bread! Steamed the back with a plate of bread into the house! I will eat when I reach out! My mom hit me and said, "Go! Let your father eat!" Sitting on the side of the dad proudly

When he was 18, he was jealous: Hey, fall in love with me! When he was 20 years old, he was young and frivolous: have you not considered it for two years? When he was 22 years old, he was handsome and

Years later, she attended his wedding banquet. He became very handsome and talked. He was sitting next to him with a beautiful bride. Although he didn't look good, he had to go and congratulate him: "I

On the bus, Xiao Ming saw the thief stealing a lady’s bag. With a move, he said, "Mom, you have wrapped it up. This uncle helped you pick it up." The thief smiled and gave the bag back to her.

Today, it was raining for a day. Just a little boy on the roadside saw that a little boy was walking around with an umbrella at the age of twelve or three. A small car quickly splashed all the way. When

On the girl's birthday, the boy covered her eyes and said, "Baby comes with me." After half an hour, the boy said, "Open your eyes." The girl looked at the strange and desolate surroundings

The girls gave the boys a lunch every day and sent them for two months... The boy shyly said to the girl: "The lunch is delicious, I..." When the words are not finished, the girl said, "Really!

Funny moment Once upon a time, a mermaid fell in love with the prince of humanity. She found the witch and said, "See him anyway." The witch gave her a bottle of potion. Say: "If you drink

搞笑一刻 從前有一位美人魚愛上了人類的王子，她找到了巫婆，說：”無論如何都要見到他。“巫婆給了她一瓶魔藥， 說：“喝了它就會見到王子，但是你會變成泡沫。“美人魚喝下了魔藥，慢慢的她周圍升起了泡沫。” 她擡起頭看見王子正深情的看著她，說：”哎！水開了，這魚再給我加點酸菜唄。“

Funny moment He stood in front of her with his new girlfriend and said, "I have a new toy, let's go!" She cried and screamed "Trick or Treat" and ran away. The girl in her arms heard

搞笑一刻 他摟著新女朋友一起站在她面前說“我有了新的玩具了，你滾吧！” 她哭著罵了句“混蛋”就跑遠了，懷中的女孩聽到玩具這個詞 笑著甩手給他一耳光，“好不容易把你追到手，結果你把我當什麼？” 他痞氣的笑著不說話，直到兩個女孩都走遠了，他才委屈的抱住一直站在一旁的男孩 撒嬌的說“終於把兩個麻煩都解決了，我們終於可以在一起了”