I told my mom I wasn't having any kids. She told me I'm too young to be so sure about such things. gif So I showed her how serious I am I nominate @venom642 and @moniristi to participate in #comedyopenmic.

If we live in a pokemon world, this is how we’d get girlfriends gif On the plus side, we won’t have to listen to their nagging and we can carry them around in our pocket I nominate @jeulamei and @thevillan

When you try to pick a fight with a bigger guy to impress your girlfriend gif Only to find out he’s a lover, not a fighter I nominate @d4ki and @bondy007 for round 17 of #comedyopenmic.

With the weather getting colder, I'm finding it harder to do my workouts. I'm sleeping longer as the bed has become a very warm and comfortable place to be. As a result, I think I'm putting on a little

When you finally realize the truth about your friends and you remember all those camping trips, sleep overs, group showers. I thought they were just really good friends who like to share. Please excuse

Never touch a woman's hair, especially a black woman's hair gif Unless you're ready to defend yourself I nominate @paulmcclure and @hamila to join #comedyopenmic.

I told her I was half black gif She just had to have a peek I invite @brahma to @rahul.stan to join in #comedyopenmic this round.

My friends invited me to a weekend of playing games and pigging out so I told my girlfriend I was too sick to see her. gif You learn a lot from having a girlfriend, like thinking quickly on your feet and

My mama warned me of the dangers of girls and joining gangs gif I thought they were separate topics I nominate @d4ki and @dwainus to join the gang at #comedyopenmic but beware the spankings.

I asked if she wanted to go back to my place for some hot dog gif I'm a growing boy and get hungry a lot I nominate @frebie and @notb4mycoffee to participate in #comedyopenmic.

When I forget and swear in front of my mom gif She says swearing rots the brain I invite @wilson6 and @jacqueline2 to try out #comedyopenmic.

When a girl keeps throwing herself at a guy but he's not interested gif She's just not his type I nominate @milano1113 and @cemke to participate in Round 11.

I got bored waiting for the train today so I thought I'd pass the time. I didn't expect the manga to be too exciting but before I knew it, I had an unexpected side effect which came just in time to board

I'm finding that when challenged, I seem to outdo myself. My sister challenged me that if I can catch the deer, she will take over my chores for a whole month. Thanks sis, now I can kick back and enjoy