80's Hairstyle was like...

This is what happens when I let my military buddy watch my cat...

When you're having a bad day and you see someone else in a good mood

WHen you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty and you're still too tired to move

When you pull your headphones out of your pocket...

I am a master of camouflage

Putting cucumbers in your water won't offset the fact that you chugged 12 beers in under an hour last night Jennifer

When your drunk friend passes out and you put them on an Uber and hope for the best

She looks like a nice friendly approachable person

When you want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of your dream

Wish that I could grow a beard

If you're feeling bad about your life choices, just look at this guy taking sunset photos of his vape.

I'm not very good at math, but I think I've found the square root of this tree

When there is a software update available but I just ignore it...

Jackie Chan's worst nightmare during a fight...

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find you... YOU HAVE MY WORD

What it's really like to work on a "group project" at my office

I'm not sure what they did while I was gone, but the way they're acting, I know they did something

How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food?

I plan my days carefully: Wake up. Plan stuff. Do other stuff. Go to bed.