I have at least a dozen more...I will be posting them around hive, certainly more in your group to come!

I went to a live taping of SNL once, it was a SHORT ride from the hotel, we drove my CHEVY. This was in the good old days...Some of those old cast members had a lot of HART,MAN. They really were CARVEYNG

I told my grandma that she needed more B vitamins in her life, but she didn't know what I was referring to... "You know, B12, B6, B1, B2, B5-the B vitamins," I said She told me that I was really

Did you hear about the vampire that never drank blood, he just loved to give hickeys??? He was a real neck-romancer!

I'll never forget last Halloween when a hooker unexpectedly showed up on my doorstep... She said, "trick or treat!?" I gave her my whole bucket of candy.

I knew the caterpillar was getting ready for the ultimate trip because his pupae was dilating

The worker bee comes home after a long day of work. "Honey, I'm home! Ooh, I am just bee-ee-eeat, these guys at the office had me buzzing around like crazy today!...how is my Queen today?" 'Huh?

.. But how is that Behringer clone??

Yeah this movie was really boring and left a lot to be desired...I remember lots of flashy hip hop beats and face closeups and mtv video style camera shooting, which I felt was trying to appeal to the

I have so many birds in my neighborhood, it drives me crazy....it's just too much cacaw-phony for me!

I was trying to think of a good Wisconsin pun, But most of them were pretty cheesy...

This looks very good....I usually do cabbage with carrots and jalapeno, but it looks amazing with the red chili !🌶️

Did you hear about the lumberjack that kept piling firewood next to his computer? He was having a problem logging in!

Don't get stuck by falling into the trap that our spider overlords set up for us by being addicted to the cell phone and internet....stay away from their world wide web and you will be happier for it

Some people think the Italians were the best mapmakers and explorers, but 'magellan with the Portuguese!

Yeah that was the one that caught my eye and made me walk over there!

What is Babar's favorite classic rock record? Tusk, by Fleetwood Mac!

Which "In Loving Color" cast member was Babar the elephants favorite?? Keenen Ivory Wayans!

I am sick of these blackbirds overpopulating my neighborhood... So I've decided to leave out some profalactics to help curb the population. I got a good bulk deal on temu, I just hope the birds can figure

I couldn't afford a fishing rod to use last Friday, so someone Lent one to me